Anders S. Kristiansen
@askristiansen.bsky.social
I like laser swords and witches. Social worker. Carrie Fishers største fan. Arbejder med vold i nære relationer.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
Show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry.
Ja, hvem har ikke hængt med Jeff et par gange
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ja, hvem har ikke hængt med Jeff et par gange
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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Between GW and OF male loneliness is keeping the UK alive
it's so funny that Games Workshop went in twenty years from a company that made games you got beaten up in middle school for enjoying to now being the 67th most valuable company in the United Kingdom
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
incredible victory for kids who spent ages 11+ with a crust of super glue on their fingertips
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Between GW and OF male loneliness is keeping the UK alive
Jeg er lige blevet forsøgt presset ud i rabatten af [de høje fødevarepriser] det er i sandhed et angreb på mig
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Jeg er lige blevet forsøgt presset ud i rabatten af [de høje fødevarepriser] det er i sandhed et angreb på mig
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
Ganske udmærket at herrelandsholdet i fodbold så den her farce komme, gjorde alt for ikke at kvalificere sig.
Håber de fortsætter med det!
Håber de fortsætter med det!
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ganske udmærket at herrelandsholdet i fodbold så den her farce komme, gjorde alt for ikke at kvalificere sig.
Håber de fortsætter med det!
Håber de fortsætter med det!
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Hvis nu man var en journalist, der ville undersøge den "hemmelige" Mette Frederiksen-profil på TikTok, så kunne man jo undersøge videoen, hvor hun kaster granater i Nørresundby og sammenligne den med TV2 Nords indslag om selvsamme situation, hvor man kan se, hvem der faktisk optager videoerne.
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hvis nu man var en journalist, der ville undersøge den "hemmelige" Mette Frederiksen-profil på TikTok, så kunne man jo undersøge videoen, hvor hun kaster granater i Nørresundby og sammenligne den med TV2 Nords indslag om selvsamme situation, hvor man kan se, hvem der faktisk optager videoerne.
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This is getting enough engagement that I'm considering just doing this for real on a side channel as like, an American Vandal style art project lol. Deep Dive with Claire Voyen
Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is getting enough engagement that I'm considering just doing this for real on a side channel as like, an American Vandal style art project lol. Deep Dive with Claire Voyen
Åh gud OL
Fuck nej Eurovision
Fuck ja Færøerne!
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Åh gud OL
Fuck nej Eurovision
Fuck ja Færøerne!
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fuck nej Eurovision
Fuck ja Færøerne!
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fuck ja Færøerne!
Født til at dadbodde rundt i en badering, tvunget til at arbejde fuldtid og nu skulle til bestyrelsesmøde
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Født til at dadbodde rundt i en badering, tvunget til at arbejde fuldtid og nu skulle til bestyrelsesmøde
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
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December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
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In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .
Booksmart er bedre end Dune.
Men Lynchs Dyne er bedre end begge.
Men Lynchs Dyne er bedre end begge.
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Booksmart er bedre end Dune.
Men Lynchs Dyne er bedre end begge.
Men Lynchs Dyne er bedre end begge.
En af de eneste grunde til jeg tror på håb og fremtiden, er at Shazam endnu ikke koster penge.
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
En af de eneste grunde til jeg tror på håb og fremtiden, er at Shazam endnu ikke koster penge.
If i exposed myself to people in my field, i'd not exoect to wörk in said field again.
You can simply not do stand-Up! In fact, it might be healthy! Like, Till a field or, idk, play badminton. Its not that hard
You can simply not do stand-Up! In fact, it might be healthy! Like, Till a field or, idk, play badminton. Its not that hard
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If i exposed myself to people in my field, i'd not exoect to wörk in said field again.
You can simply not do stand-Up! In fact, it might be healthy! Like, Till a field or, idk, play badminton. Its not that hard
You can simply not do stand-Up! In fact, it might be healthy! Like, Till a field or, idk, play badminton. Its not that hard
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"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
One of the reasons why EYES WIDE SHUT has become such an unlikely Christmas movie is that it’s basically the IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE of fucking. www.vulture.com/2019/06/eyes...
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read