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Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
Training for a Norwegian. Think I might just wear my son since he weighs the same as the ruck.
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Training for a Norwegian. Think I might just wear my son since he weighs the same as the ruck.
Are there any funny posters on this app
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Are there any funny posters on this app
SECDEF messaged SECRET//NOFORN stuff in the clear and nothing happened so fully expect the same outcome
The NSA “detected evidence of an unusual phone call between an individual associated with foreign intelligence and a person close to Donald Trump… Tulsi Gabbard…took a paper copy of the intelligence directly to…Susie Wiles… After meeting Wiles, Gabbard told the NSA not to publish the report.”
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NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
SECDEF messaged SECRET//NOFORN stuff in the clear and nothing happened so fully expect the same outcome
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BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
SpaceX Delays Mars Plans To Focus on Moon
Elon Musk’s rocket company had aimed to reach the red planet in 2026
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
www.wsj.com/science/spac...
I have a keepnotes of story ideas but if you were to look at it without context you'd think I was a schizo
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I have a keepnotes of story ideas but if you were to look at it without context you'd think I was a schizo
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
I know I'm getting old because those boiler room sets seem so lame
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I know I'm getting old because those boiler room sets seem so lame
Anyone remember that stupid fucking dumbass during the 2024 election who kept saying that Florida was in play
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Anyone remember that stupid fucking dumbass during the 2024 election who kept saying that Florida was in play
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We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent.
Next admin needs to threaten not to renew contracts with his businesses unless he resigns.
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Next admin needs to threaten not to renew contracts with his businesses unless he resigns.
God damn mt. Tam cheese from cowgirl creamery OWNS
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
God damn mt. Tam cheese from cowgirl creamery OWNS
The subreddit "interestingasfuck" is mostly just posts that are mildly interesting rather than being comparable to sex I suppose
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The subreddit "interestingasfuck" is mostly just posts that are mildly interesting rather than being comparable to sex I suppose
In the short term, buying Twitter was beneficial for Republicans but in the long term it is having damage because they are clearly in an information bubble and are finding out that Twitter is Not Real Life
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
In the short term, buying Twitter was beneficial for Republicans but in the long term it is having damage because they are clearly in an information bubble and are finding out that Twitter is Not Real Life
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oh man are folks who are not in Minnesota telling Minnesotans not to celebrate tonight?
let them LIVE, my god.
also humorless inability to celebrate victories doesn't make you more serious, it just makes you more tired.
we all have off days! don't make them other people's problems, tho.
let them LIVE, my god.
also humorless inability to celebrate victories doesn't make you more serious, it just makes you more tired.
we all have off days! don't make them other people's problems, tho.
January 27, 2026 at 3:42 AM
oh man are folks who are not in Minnesota telling Minnesotans not to celebrate tonight?
let them LIVE, my god.
also humorless inability to celebrate victories doesn't make you more serious, it just makes you more tired.
we all have off days! don't make them other people's problems, tho.
let them LIVE, my god.
also humorless inability to celebrate victories doesn't make you more serious, it just makes you more tired.
we all have off days! don't make them other people's problems, tho.
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colonel lockjaw lookin ass
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 AM
colonel lockjaw lookin ass
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Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.
Whoever runs on deporting this prick will get a $1k donation from me.
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Whoever runs on deporting this prick will get a $1k donation from me.
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I can’t stop laughing about this
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I can’t stop laughing about this
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congress should start getting these buffoonish lies on the record. make all of them, down to the last 21-year old comms nazi working the twitter accounts, tell these childish stories over and over under oath. this admin has already clarified that perjury is a crime that must be pursued criminally
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
congress should start getting these buffoonish lies on the record. make all of them, down to the last 21-year old comms nazi working the twitter accounts, tell these childish stories over and over under oath. this admin has already clarified that perjury is a crime that must be pursued criminally
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People make fun of this site being all 37 year olds, but apparently my fellow 37 year olds are on the front lines getting shot
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 PM
People make fun of this site being all 37 year olds, but apparently my fellow 37 year olds are on the front lines getting shot
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
Let's see how the fount of charisma that is our VP spins this one
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Let's see how the fount of charisma that is our VP spins this one
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Our first vertebrate ancestor was a fucking nerd, can you believe this shit?
January 22, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Our first vertebrate ancestor was a fucking nerd, can you believe this shit?