Ashcan
@ashcan.bsky.social
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Ashcan
@ashcan.bsky.social
· Sep 22
any silent hill f tweets i make will be tagged with #DogEnding, i will do my best to graphic tag images+rot13 mega spoilers but just be aware of what to mute. i will be there the second it unlocks
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alatreon is a kinda sick as fuck fight, 5th gen mh works really well when it's operating in an ffxiv esque register
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
alatreon is a kinda sick as fuck fight, 5th gen mh works really well when it's operating in an ffxiv esque register
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monhun players be like peep the build and then have gems like Forcefem lv3 x1 Backshot lv2 x3 Load lv1 x5
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
monhun players be like peep the build and then have gems like Forcefem lv3 x1 Backshot lv2 x3 Load lv1 x5
kulve taroth is actual abysmal dogshit
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
kulve taroth is actual abysmal dogshit
akira yamaoka viewed his role in that game as a way to introduce hundreds of indie musicians to people in hopes that even just one would resonate with each player and let them find a new favorite. this is a disgusting and depressing repudiation of one of the few human and good things about the OG
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
akira yamaoka viewed his role in that game as a way to introduce hundreds of indie musicians to people in hopes that even just one would resonate with each player and let them find a new favorite. this is a disgusting and depressing repudiation of one of the few human and good things about the OG
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im gonna puke
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
im gonna puke
"The snail farm in Boozy, Champagne" sounds like a bit from Top Secret
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"The snail farm in Boozy, Champagne" sounds like a bit from Top Secret
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In Left 4 Dead, the Witch detecting the player is unaffected by the flashlight. Voice lines play that reference this mechanic, it's even shown in the original's trailer, people will swear up and down that it's a thing, but the functionality simply does not exist.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In Left 4 Dead, the Witch detecting the player is unaffected by the flashlight. Voice lines play that reference this mechanic, it's even shown in the original's trailer, people will swear up and down that it's a thing, but the functionality simply does not exist.
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why have i never seen frisbee forcefem
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
why have i never seen frisbee forcefem
we're almost out of milk so i made a bowl of cheerios by diluting heavy cream with water. i call this tasting experience Anti-Skim Milk. all the creaminess and none of the body. crazy shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
we're almost out of milk so i made a bowl of cheerios by diluting heavy cream with water. i call this tasting experience Anti-Skim Milk. all the creaminess and none of the body. crazy shit
i'll join your party and my stats seem good but my abilities have anti-synergies with the protagonist's default job. also i have so much dialogue between missions that it becomes a chore to go through all my trees, but my romance scenes are at least bizarre and written by an insane person
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i'll join your party and my stats seem good but my abilities have anti-synergies with the protagonist's default job. also i have so much dialogue between missions that it becomes a chore to go through all my trees, but my romance scenes are at least bizarre and written by an insane person
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August 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
my gf's review: "even himejoshi leland was really fucked up"
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
my gf's review: "even himejoshi leland was really fucked up"
every time i watch this i get genuinely mad that sheryl lee was such a good actress all along and the structure of twin peaks prevented it from being known
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
every time i watch this i get genuinely mad that sheryl lee was such a good actress all along and the structure of twin peaks prevented it from being known
had to cancel thanksgiving plans so i'm watching the canonical feel-good thanksgiving movie instead
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
had to cancel thanksgiving plans so i'm watching the canonical feel-good thanksgiving movie instead
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is your daughter a lesbian? Look for these acronyms in their texts
lol -> Love Office Ladies
ffs -> Femme/Femme Slashfiction
dgaf -> Doing Girls Amazingly Fun
lmao -> Loving Mommy's Amazing Oral
@gg xrd ft5 -> I'm a trans woman in my 30s
btfo -> Big Tits Fucking Outstanding
lol -> Love Office Ladies
ffs -> Femme/Femme Slashfiction
dgaf -> Doing Girls Amazingly Fun
lmao -> Loving Mommy's Amazing Oral
@gg xrd ft5 -> I'm a trans woman in my 30s
btfo -> Big Tits Fucking Outstanding
October 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
is your daughter a lesbian? Look for these acronyms in their texts
lol -> Love Office Ladies
ffs -> Femme/Femme Slashfiction
dgaf -> Doing Girls Amazingly Fun
lmao -> Loving Mommy's Amazing Oral
@gg xrd ft5 -> I'm a trans woman in my 30s
btfo -> Big Tits Fucking Outstanding
lol -> Love Office Ladies
ffs -> Femme/Femme Slashfiction
dgaf -> Doing Girls Amazingly Fun
lmao -> Loving Mommy's Amazing Oral
@gg xrd ft5 -> I'm a trans woman in my 30s
btfo -> Big Tits Fucking Outstanding
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aw fuck dude not you again
rex is out here posting wireplay in chat before first breakfast
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
rex is out here posting wireplay in chat before first breakfast
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ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
it's crazy that wilds has 50 person lobbies but still has a portable team-style hub that's mostly just a lobby. we need HD Loc Lac
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it's crazy that wilds has 50 person lobbies but still has a portable team-style hub that's mostly just a lobby. we need HD Loc Lac
female brother (27) (widow)
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
female brother (27) (widow)