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Danielle
@as-per-danielle.bsky.social
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chaotic good. clever. colourful. corgis. Gastronaut. Naps, sloths. HBO. politics. opinions my own. Vancouver-ish.
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as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Crazy!
rachelgilmore.bsky.social Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 13h
NDP MP @jennykwan.bsky.social was among the 30-person delegation Israel turned away from visiting the West Bank.

But when she called me, I Iearned why her staff told me the incident was worse than what's been reported -- and that TWO Israeli officials laid hands on an MP.

Here's what happened:
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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niedermeyer.online
OK, so it looks like California DMV is actually giving Tesla an out on this... if Tesla stops calling it "Full Self-Driving"

this is... disappointing, but still a win

www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/c...
Steve Gordon, director of the DMV, which brought the false advertising complaint against Tesla in 2022, said the agency will give Elon Musk’s automaker 90 days to clarify or remove any deceptive or confusing language about its Autopilot and FSD systems before implementing any suspension of the sales license. The DMV will stay the order to suspend Tesla’s manufacturing license so there is no interruption to the company’s factory operations in the state.
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
This is like when some rando did a Twitter poll that said Chris Pratt was the worst Chris and Disney made all the other Marvel actors tweet that he's nice
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20h
Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Thread 😂
ewacat.bsky.social The Ewa Outside Is Frightful @ewacat.bsky.social · 1d
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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minibubbly.bsky.social
Skate Canada to cancel #Alberta events due to sports gender law #SkateCanada

Good on you Skate Canada 🍁

www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
Skate Canada to cancel Alberta events due to sports gender law
Skate Canada says it won’t host national and international-level events in Alberta, citing provincial law that restricts transgender athletes from participating in female-only sport divisions.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
I’m watching below deck and there’s this lady who is BEYOND drunk and being dangerous and had to be subdued by the crew. And she starts screaming about how it’s not fair etc and then she’s like “they’re DEMOCRATS”
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Rob Reiner’s son has psychopath eyes
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
@feistywaters.com you made Reddit!
r/BrandNewSentence 1h Join "I've worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we've had to tell someone they couldn't bring their chainsaw in the library" Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters I've worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we've had to tell someone they couldn't bring their chainsaw in the library. 个 595 15
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Got together with the aunties today and made Christmas arrangements
Bouquet of various fresh evergreens, with red berries, sparkly red ribbon twists and sparkly champagne features. The vase is red and white like a hard candy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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truebe.horse
I bought the pickle (banana for scale)
A pickle menorah (lit) next to a banana menorah (unlit)
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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downwithdan.bsky.social
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
Oli @CARNØN X.com The other night I was driving in pouring rain, fully dark, and the car randomly lost GPS. No location. No navigation. Which also meant no FSD. I tried two software resets while driving just to get GPS back. Nothing worked. So there I was, manually driving in terrible conditions, unsure of positioning, no assistance, no guidance. And it genuinely felt unsafe. For me and for the people in the car. Then it hit me. This feeling - the stress, the uncertainty, the margin for error - this is how most drivers feel every single day. No FSD. No constant awareness. No backup. We've normalised danger so much that we only notice it when the safety net disappears. Chris Robovan @chrisrobovan • 1d So true. I couldn't imagine trying to figure things out myself anymore I feel it every time I have to take over to take a separate entrance or find an area different from the exact pin at a destination. 12.6.4 does 98% of my driving but that last 2% is tough I couldn't imagine also being without GPS 55 L7 14 118 ıhıl 96K 贝 Oli g @CARNØN• 1d It was a very tough situation • 21 4 • .. ill 74K 冂 山
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
The Rob Reiner news hurts
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
can’t wish anyone a happy honda-days anymore
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Trump is Mike Teavee
Mike Teavee from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory: a child wearing a cowboy costume
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
On MSNOW they interviewed a girl who is attending Brown University about the shooting. She already survived Parkland!!! The USA’s gun laws are a sad fucking joke.
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
What the hell is going on in Canada
white truck in Edmonton with nazi decals Red truck in Langley with nazi decals and it says die commie White van in Surrey that’s been shot full of bullet holes
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Holy shit she looks psychotic
famousceleb.co cameron @famousceleb.co · 4d
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Hope no one asked for a Hughes jersey for Christmas #canucks
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
I keep forgetting to put on Pippa’s glowing collar bc in my brain it’s not dark at 4:30
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how British people call everything a scheme. Like a headline will be “London launches scheme to provide low cost baby formula to new moms” and you’ll momentarily be like what are they doing, are they smuggling dog milk in?
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
as-per-danielle.bsky.social
Its actually kind of hilarious that he timed this to get to go to both Christmas parties 🎄

www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Another Conservative MP crosses floor to Liberals, brings party closer to majority
Conservative MP Michael Ma, who represents the Ontario riding of Markham-Unionville, is crossing the floor to the Liberal Party, according to a statement released Thursday night.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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paulisci.bsky.social
Wondering which Canadian novel to read out loud to the family at Christmas.
Bear by Marian Engel Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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illumi.meme
Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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jackermann.bsky.social
New: The Ministry of Transportation and Transit has closed major highways between the Lower Mainland and the Interior due to flooding, falling rock and debris, and high avalanche hazards. #BCStorm @citynewsvancouver.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM