Justin
@artness.bsky.social
Calm, collected, Virginian space outlaw
🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things.
🦸♂️ He/him/Strong Boy
ArtnessByJustinBrown.com
🎨 Maker of art. Crafter of things.
🦸♂️ He/him/Strong Boy
ArtnessByJustinBrown.com
And once the threat is ejected from the craft, you roll up the windows ("close the blast doors!") and press the SEAL OFF THE BRIDGE button
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
And once the threat is ejected from the craft, you roll up the windows ("close the blast doors!") and press the SEAL OFF THE BRIDGE button
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Don’t never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam y’all have no idea how chaotically horny y’all’s parents were at 9pm on Mondays
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Don’t never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam y’all have no idea how chaotically horny y’all’s parents were at 9pm on Mondays
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this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
![What’s the title or IP that you have yet to land but want?
Calvin and Hobbes. I’ve been chasing that for years and years, and I just have gotten nowhere with [creator] Bill Watterson. I began writing letters to him over 20 years ago. He lives in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, and I was actually contemplating just going out there and just staying at a local Best Western and seeing if he ever shows up at the [local] bookstore. All he does is these wood carvings for poetry readings, and every now and then he goes to the bookstore and does signings.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bck7uabvjt4xu5uzn3exzhqj/bafkreihbf3oqirpgrhgcmd5ruwmeq6wi4bfhpzlgexh26yfjnb5g5i3a6q@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
Spoiler-free Avatar 3 review:
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Spoiler-free Avatar 3 review:
Finished a piece tonight. Celebrating
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Finished a piece tonight. Celebrating
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While the media chums it up with Greene, reminder that she has a bill going before the House today to make it a *federal crime* to provide or advocate for healthcare for trans youth.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What I'd like to see from the president is empathy for Americans. Donald Trump is a billionaire and he's the president. When he looks into a camera and says 'affordability is a hoax,' he's talking to Americans that are suffering and have been for many years now."
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
While the media chums it up with Greene, reminder that she has a bill going before the House today to make it a *federal crime* to provide or advocate for healthcare for trans youth.
This inexplicably being released in theaters (even in the graveyard that is January) is going to result in one of those headlines/media narratives where we learn that fewer people went to see this than have qualified for the astronaut program or something. Do MAGA people even fuck with Melania??
You must watch until the end
MELANIA | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This inexplicably being released in theaters (even in the graveyard that is January) is going to result in one of those headlines/media narratives where we learn that fewer people went to see this than have qualified for the astronaut program or something. Do MAGA people even fuck with Melania??
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I like those new mail trucks because they look like Bill Watterson cars.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I like those new mail trucks because they look like Bill Watterson cars.
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
Which means precisely dick, at this point
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:
"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Which means precisely dick, at this point
Local church has a 3-4 foot tall sign in Papyrus font
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Local church has a 3-4 foot tall sign in Papyrus font
Not to cast aspersions on normal people who like ponies but a hateful transphobic chud on Twitter once attacked me and I learned, within a few clicks, that he was also very into MLP fetish fan art so. The fandom doesn't have the best reputation
the January 6th pipe bomb guy was a brony who faved over 300 pictures of a nazi my little pony character on Derpibooru, the fandom's largest image site.
@derpibooru.bsky.social
@derpibooru.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Not to cast aspersions on normal people who like ponies but a hateful transphobic chud on Twitter once attacked me and I learned, within a few clicks, that he was also very into MLP fetish fan art so. The fandom doesn't have the best reputation
Obviously everyone's shouting out Rob Reiner's best work but here's two smaller things he did which I love:
• playing himself in that one episode of Curb
• he played Jess' dad on New Girl in a handful of eps and always crushed
• playing himself in that one episode of Curb
• he played Jess' dad on New Girl in a handful of eps and always crushed
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Obviously everyone's shouting out Rob Reiner's best work but here's two smaller things he did which I love:
• playing himself in that one episode of Curb
• he played Jess' dad on New Girl in a handful of eps and always crushed
• playing himself in that one episode of Curb
• he played Jess' dad on New Girl in a handful of eps and always crushed
If The Rock posted about it hours before the official announcement
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If The Rock posted about it hours before the official announcement
Creativity is a process. A large part of creating things is figuring out your own personal process for that creation (based on your personal skills, resources, etc.) Generative AI eliminates the process. It annihilates the entire purpose of creating anything. And in pursuit of what, "efficiency"??
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Creativity is a process. A large part of creating things is figuring out your own personal process for that creation (based on your personal skills, resources, etc.) Generative AI eliminates the process. It annihilates the entire purpose of creating anything. And in pursuit of what, "efficiency"??
22 orders heading out, including one to a well-known Harry Potter cast member maybe?? Anyway I'm doing all this out of a bedroom so please be patient if you're waiting on something
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
22 orders heading out, including one to a well-known Harry Potter cast member maybe?? Anyway I'm doing all this out of a bedroom so please be patient if you're waiting on something
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Columbo coded
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Columbo coded
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Two victims of previous school shootings — Mia Tretta, who was shot in the stomach in 2019 at Saugus High School, and Zoe Weissman, who survived the 2018 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School — are now at Brown. Gun violence is out of control in this country.
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Two victims of previous school shootings — Mia Tretta, who was shot in the stomach in 2019 at Saugus High School, and Zoe Weissman, who survived the 2018 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School — are now at Brown. Gun violence is out of control in this country.
3-year-old niece told me she didn't like the glasses I had on for the holiday party, so I had to change. This is the face you get when your director is a diva
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
3-year-old niece told me she didn't like the glasses I had on for the holiday party, so I had to change. This is the face you get when your director is a diva
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# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
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folks it is not your grandmother
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
folks it is not your grandmother