Ariotsu
@ariotsu.bsky.social
Reposted by Ariotsu
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Reposted by Ariotsu
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Reposted by Ariotsu
Reposted by Ariotsu
🇧🇷Gavião-branco
🌎Pseudastur albicollis
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O gavião-branco é uma ave accipitriforme da família Accipitridae.
📷 Thiago Silveira
🌎Pseudastur albicollis
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O gavião-branco é uma ave accipitriforme da família Accipitridae.
📷 Thiago Silveira
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🇧🇷Gavião-branco
🌎Pseudastur albicollis
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O gavião-branco é uma ave accipitriforme da família Accipitridae.
📷 Thiago Silveira
🌎Pseudastur albicollis
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O gavião-branco é uma ave accipitriforme da família Accipitridae.
📷 Thiago Silveira
Reposted by Ariotsu
"Ah, mas nem todo krent..."
Então vai você resolver primeiro o que as maiores lideranças da SUA religião estão fazendo e representando na política antes de encher o meu saco.
Então vai você resolver primeiro o que as maiores lideranças da SUA religião estão fazendo e representando na política antes de encher o meu saco.
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Ah, mas nem todo krent..."
Então vai você resolver primeiro o que as maiores lideranças da SUA religião estão fazendo e representando na política antes de encher o meu saco.
Então vai você resolver primeiro o que as maiores lideranças da SUA religião estão fazendo e representando na política antes de encher o meu saco.
Reposted by Ariotsu
Reposted by Ariotsu
Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.
Reposted by Ariotsu
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Reposted by Ariotsu
Por @brasi_leila
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Por @brasi_leila
Reposted by Ariotsu
Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
September 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.
Reposted by Ariotsu
Reposted by Ariotsu
Reposted by Ariotsu
Reposted by Ariotsu
You can also call, seems to work the best.
Here is a post with numbers, that can help.
(I called too, had to!)
bsky.app/profile/iant...
Here is a post with numbers, that can help.
(I called too, had to!)
bsky.app/profile/iant...
Maybe we could find out.
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372
Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111
Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911
Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440
PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
Collective Shout, the group that took credit for bullying Mastercard into recently censoring more platforms, stated that apparently it took them ~1000 phonecalls to convince them to give them what they wanted?
We got like way more people than that don't we?
We got like way more people than that don't we?
July 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
You can also call, seems to work the best.
Here is a post with numbers, that can help.
(I called too, had to!)
bsky.app/profile/iant...
Here is a post with numbers, that can help.
(I called too, had to!)
bsky.app/profile/iant...
Reposted by Ariotsu
I hope I am not too late!
I have a sizeable following and I know many in it does Adult/ NSFW work and do their best to live from it.
The try to erase that but Also anything LGBTQ+ it seems.
If I can help to spread the Word, best I do it now!
You have my support 🙏
I have a sizeable following and I know many in it does Adult/ NSFW work and do their best to live from it.
The try to erase that but Also anything LGBTQ+ it seems.
If I can help to spread the Word, best I do it now!
You have my support 🙏
if you know someone with a sizeable following, you could probably get 3000 or more people to contact visa and mastercard and very politely ask why their company is allowing an apparent hate group to brag about tricking them into killing legitimate businesses
July 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I hope I am not too late!
I have a sizeable following and I know many in it does Adult/ NSFW work and do their best to live from it.
The try to erase that but Also anything LGBTQ+ it seems.
If I can help to spread the Word, best I do it now!
You have my support 🙏
I have a sizeable following and I know many in it does Adult/ NSFW work and do their best to live from it.
The try to erase that but Also anything LGBTQ+ it seems.
If I can help to spread the Word, best I do it now!
You have my support 🙏
Reposted by Ariotsu
This month, a team endorsed by Guillermo del Toro released Mexico's first stop-motion feature. It's 2 hours of pure imagination.
The film is called I Am Frankelda, and we've taken a deep look into how it came to be: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-film-a...
The film is called I Am Frankelda, and we've taken a deep look into how it came to be: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-film-a...
June 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This month, a team endorsed by Guillermo del Toro released Mexico's first stop-motion feature. It's 2 hours of pure imagination.
The film is called I Am Frankelda, and we've taken a deep look into how it came to be: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-film-a...
The film is called I Am Frankelda, and we've taken a deep look into how it came to be: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-film-a...
Reposted by Ariotsu
🏳️⚧️🌈✨ All my Trans Pride critters~
June 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🏳️⚧️🌈✨ All my Trans Pride critters~
Reposted by Ariotsu
Reposted by Ariotsu
June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Reposted by Ariotsu
Reposted by Ariotsu
Lucca Ashtear and Robo from Chrono Trigger (クロノ・トリガー) by Wadanaka
April 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Lucca Ashtear and Robo from Chrono Trigger (クロノ・トリガー) by Wadanaka
Reposted by Ariotsu
March 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Reposted by Ariotsu
廻音シュウ /岩田太郎 boy best friends
March 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
廻音シュウ /岩田太郎 boy best friends
Reposted by Ariotsu
DONT THROW ROCKS AT ME...
March 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
DONT THROW ROCKS AT ME...