Are there some countries where they roller skate clockwise, like how some countries drive on the left hand side of the road?
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Are there some countries where they roller skate clockwise, like how some countries drive on the left hand side of the road?
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I am not a Christian of course but like all Americans I have spent my life marinating in Christian mythography, and so around this time of year I have a lot of thoughts about the Nativity and the part where the innkeeper says there's no room in the inn.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am not a Christian of course but like all Americans I have spent my life marinating in Christian mythography, and so around this time of year I have a lot of thoughts about the Nativity and the part where the innkeeper says there's no room in the inn.
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I just published Potato, a new pansharpening package. It aims to render certain kinds of satellite imagery more clearly and accurately than what’s for sale and on satellite maps today: github.com/celoyd/potato/
GitHub - celoyd/potato: A small pansharpening model
A small pansharpening model. Contribute to celoyd/potato development by creating an account on GitHub.
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December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just published Potato, a new pansharpening package. It aims to render certain kinds of satellite imagery more clearly and accurately than what’s for sale and on satellite maps today: github.com/celoyd/potato/
Do you see what is upsetting me here? Is it upsetting you too? Grr.
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Do you see what is upsetting me here? Is it upsetting you too? Grr.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
Rumble in the Bronx opening night my freshman year, full of other college kids there to *have fun*.
2003, Cremaster 3 at a fancy art house theater. Three people total in the audience. That movie fucked me right up.
New Star Wars, 1999!
*Cap wields the hammer!* in a theater full of nerds.
2003, Cremaster 3 at a fancy art house theater. Three people total in the audience. That movie fucked me right up.
New Star Wars, 1999!
*Cap wields the hammer!* in a theater full of nerds.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Rumble in the Bronx opening night my freshman year, full of other college kids there to *have fun*.
2003, Cremaster 3 at a fancy art house theater. Three people total in the audience. That movie fucked me right up.
New Star Wars, 1999!
*Cap wields the hammer!* in a theater full of nerds.
2003, Cremaster 3 at a fancy art house theater. Three people total in the audience. That movie fucked me right up.
New Star Wars, 1999!
*Cap wields the hammer!* in a theater full of nerds.
Look at this "Caps for Sale" shit.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Look at this "Caps for Sale" shit.
Somewhere out there, there is a Colin Stetson of flute.
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Somewhere out there, there is a Colin Stetson of flute.
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Any designers or hand letterers out there have tips on kerning hand drawn text?
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Any designers or hand letterers out there have tips on kerning hand drawn text?
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
Motherfucker, Chrome, did you just move the "Open in New Window" right-click menu item in favor of your new "split view" thing, with no announcement? Like, the number 2 or 3 most used click target on the whole goddamn planet, and you didn't feel this was worth a discussion in advance?
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Motherfucker, Chrome, did you just move the "Open in New Window" right-click menu item in favor of your new "split view" thing, with no announcement? Like, the number 2 or 3 most used click target on the whole goddamn planet, and you didn't feel this was worth a discussion in advance?
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
“A Place for All My Books: The board game about collecting, storing, and admiring books.”
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“A Place for All My Books: The board game about collecting, storing, and admiring books.”
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
I feel personally targeted. I feel *attacked*.
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Kerning is important!
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Kerning is important!
Whatever dev named the `mongodump` tool has the same sense of humor I do. That is, borderline unprofessional, "what can I get away with shipping here?"
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whatever dev named the `mongodump` tool has the same sense of humor I do. That is, borderline unprofessional, "what can I get away with shipping here?"
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
Try singing "mongodump right on your head" to the tune of NOFX's "Please Play This Song on the Radio".
Waitaminnit... is it "skeet" because the "sky" part of Bluesky starts with "sk"? Did I just now figure this out?
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Waitaminnit... is it "skeet" because the "sky" part of Bluesky starts with "sk"? Did I just now figure this out?
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"It has, with generative code, become harder and harder to strive towards the lions because the models produce code that is, quite literally, mid" - beautiful post by @vickiboykis.com
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
I want to see the claw
I respect quality software and the people who write it. And, I’ve invested years of my life in working on becoming one of these people (even if the journey...
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October 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"It has, with generative code, become harder and harder to strive towards the lions because the models produce code that is, quite literally, mid" - beautiful post by @vickiboykis.com
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
newsletter.vickiboykis.com/archive/i-wa...
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lol Sound up
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
lol Sound up
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The 10th Roguelike Celebration is now LIVE! Pick up a ticket, pay what you can, and join us for a full weekend of amazing talks! We have a whole online chat space that's bustling and full of secrets, we have breakout rooms to chat with speakers, please come say hi!
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Roguelike Celebration: 2025
Celebrate the rich history and inspiring future of roguelikes with streamed talks and more in our own custom-built roguelike social space! Roguelike games have been part of gaming culture for over 30 ...
ti.to
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The 10th Roguelike Celebration is now LIVE! Pick up a ticket, pay what you can, and join us for a full weekend of amazing talks! We have a whole online chat space that's bustling and full of secrets, we have breakout rooms to chat with speakers, please come say hi!
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ti.to/roguelike-ce...
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they could have been "bleats"
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
they could have been "bleats"
LOL, I absolutely did not.
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
LOL, I absolutely did not.