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John Edwards
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amandalc.bsky.social
So if the Seahawks make the Super Bowl on their 50th season, the Mariners will make the World Series in theirs. It’s math.
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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wrongopinionman.bsky.social
For the first time in NFL history a small group of insane people have Posted their team to the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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tjpilotsfan.bsky.social
Go! Go! You Seahawks!
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
anorak.bsky.social
Seahawks-Patriots in the Super Bowl. Two straight weeks of that pick on a loop…
a man in a suit and tie sitting in front of a framed certificate of authenticity
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January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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bubbaprog.xyz
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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drblatto.bsky.social
I legit don’t think I could hit JSN with my car…
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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mcruv.bsky.social
Steve Raible just now: Holy catfish....we are 2 minutes away from going to the Superbowl. 💙💚
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
anorak.bsky.social
COOP! THERE IT IS!!!
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 AM
anorak.bsky.social
JAKE “I FORGOT YOU WERE STILL ON THE TEAM” BOBO!!!!! #Seahawks
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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unenthusiast.com
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STATEMENT FROM MATT MOBERG, CHAPLAIN OF THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES IF YOU'RE A CHURCH POSTING PRAYERS FOR PEACE AND UNITY TODAY WHILE MY CITY BLEEDS IN THE STREET. MISS ME WITH THAT SOFTNESS YOU ONLY WEAR WHEN IT COSTS YOU NOTHING. DON'T DRESS AVOIDANCE UP AS HOLINESS. DON'T CALL SILENCE "PEACEMAKING." DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK IT SUBSTITUTES FOR SHOWING UP. TONIGHT AN ICE AGENT TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO MY CAR, LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME, "WE'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON." NOT METAPHOR. NOT HYPERBOLE. A THREAT DRESSED UP IN A BADGE AND A PAYCHECK. PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK. PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED. UNITY ISN'T NEUTRAL. UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS. STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM. STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM." STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES AND PERSONAL GROWTH. YOU DON'T GET TO QUOTE SCRIPTURE LIKE A LULLABY, WHILE INJUSTICE STAYS WIDE AWAKE. YOU DON'T GET TO ASK GOD TO "HEAL THE LAND" IF YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE WOUND. THERE IS A KIND OF PEACE THAT ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE IT REFUSES TO TELL THE TRUTH. THAT PEACE IS A LIE. AND LIES DON'T GROW ANYTHING WORTH SAVING. THE SCRIPTURES YOU LOVE WEREN'T WRITTEN TO KEEP THINGS CALM. THEY WERE WRITTEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT. AND SOMETIMES THE MOST FAITHFUL THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP PRAYING AROUND THE PAIN AND START STANDING INSIDE IT. IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE-GOOD. GROWTH ALWAYS IS.
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM
anorak.bsky.social
Does Cruella De Vil know that Erin Andrews stole her coat?
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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minnmax.com
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
anorak.bsky.social
Fools. Ullmark isn’t on the cover. He’s a cheat code. (Allegedly)
January 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
anorak.bsky.social
Today is #BellLetsTalk Day at the Canadian Tire Centre, because if you’re watching the Senators and the Canucks on purpose you clearly have issues you need to process.
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
anorak.bsky.social
At the Canadian Tire Centre, waiting for the biggest Tank Battle since Belgium in 1945….:
January 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
anorak.bsky.social
Watching the Canadiens take on the 1st Vancouver Tank Unit
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
anorak.bsky.social
Quack. Not even once.
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
anorak.bsky.social
Just turned on the #PeachBowl only to find that once again Oregon quacked under pressure….
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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philabcoulter.bsky.social
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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norlander.bsky.social
Uhhhhh, considering the stakes, the FCS national title game is the college football game of the year. Has to be, right??? Just pure, unfiltered, batshit college football.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
anorak.bsky.social
Taco Tuesday came early! #FCS
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
anorak.bsky.social
Navy 🤝 Shel Silverstein’s
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Things that ate Cincinnati
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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theneedling.com
In response to multiple threats by the United States to turn Canada into the 51st state, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney surprised Canadians and Washingtonians by declaring Washington Canada’s 11th Province: tinyurl.com/4w688ss6
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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They set up the stage, but the game is not over yet.
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM