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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 3h

Hey Siri: show me a picture of the Katy Perry Fan Club …

John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 4h

If he was doing guerilla marketing for his lava lamp store, probably pretty good.

Otherwise, I suspect he’s in some pain

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 15h

Not everything. Just 54 per cent of things

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 16h

I have a job that’s busy in October. This has turned out to be a terrible life decision!

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 16h

Effectivement!

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Kendall @kendallrjones.bsky.social · 16h

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔱🔱🔱🔱

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 16h

Quel circuit par Le Gros Cul! 🔱

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 16h

Mariners win with solid pitching just like we all predicted!! #ALCS #Mariners #TridentsUp

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 16h

I want his shirt to actually say “Swole Jays”

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 16h

That doesn’t surprise me. That drive is worse!!

John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

MATT BRASH IS A GREAT CANADIAN!

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

Rick Rizzs: “Kingston is about a 2 1/2 hour drive from Toronto”

He has more faith in the 401 than I do … half the time it takes 2 1/2 hours to get from Toronto to Toronto!

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

As a Quebecker, I’d go with « Le Gros Cul » (or « Le Gros Postérieur » if you don’t want to be PG)

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Christopher Crawford @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social · 17h

Haven't seen a Polo dominate October like this since I went to the Ralph Lauren Factory outlet store.

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 17h

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

Fluharty is what I told my mom I was sick with when I wanted to get out of school

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

JOR-GE!!!!

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

a picture of a groundhog standing on its hind legs with the word polo written above it

ALT: a picture of a groundhog standing on its hind legs with the word polo written above it

media.tenor.com

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

This. The MLB App kept wanting to be live and not the 5-10 seconds behind I needed.

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

Yes. Nice green bats

John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

It’s been a ton of work to figure out how to get the radio stream synced to the TV but it’s been worth every second.

I got to avoid the AJ Hinch Show in the last round and this time I don’t have to Fuck Martinez and his band of homers.

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

Many many people (myself included) need to write him an apology letter

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Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 17h

What a game by Bryce!

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

6 innings of brilliant Miller Time!

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John Edwards-y @anorak.bsky.social · 17h

[taps head] - oh shit, that’s next year

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