Anon Barbie
@anonbarbie.bsky.social
eo girlie. jackson zane truther. danny pino curious. these are our stories.
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Anon Barbie
@anonbarbie.bsky.social
· Sep 20
The world is on fire but can we just take a sec to look at this throwback of CM 🫠
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i spent two hours today chiseling ice with a shovel. i’m about to buy a flame thrower.
January 29, 2026 at 3:16 AM
i spent two hours today chiseling ice with a shovel. i’m about to buy a flame thrower.
Good news folks I am 1 to 1.5 more exorcisms away from a complete walkway to the ice skating rink that is the street
Exorcising feminine rage by stabbing through the snow that froze over. Follow for more tips.
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Good news folks I am 1 to 1.5 more exorcisms away from a complete walkway to the ice skating rink that is the street
LoL @ more snow this weekend
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
LoL @ more snow this weekend
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if you are heading out into the cold and snow this morning, a good best practice is to be an actual polar bear
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 PM
if you are heading out into the cold and snow this morning, a good best practice is to be an actual polar bear
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January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Season 1 of Grey’s is sacred to me
January 27, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Season 1 of Grey’s is sacred to me
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Slow Dancing in a Burning Room remains a perfect song
January 27, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room remains a perfect song
Exorcising feminine rage by stabbing through the snow that froze over. Follow for more tips.
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Exorcising feminine rage by stabbing through the snow that froze over. Follow for more tips.
Iced in bc why would the roads be plowed when we have 100 degree summers I’m sure we’ll be out of the woods eventually
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Iced in bc why would the roads be plowed when we have 100 degree summers I’m sure we’ll be out of the woods eventually
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Gen Z has never known the passive pleasure of a sick day at home watching reruns of shows cancelled before you were born
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Gen Z has never known the passive pleasure of a sick day at home watching reruns of shows cancelled before you were born
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It’s that kinda snow people
January 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
It’s that kinda snow people
Accepting that my response to the threat of the storm 1000x worse than the storm itself
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Accepting that my response to the threat of the storm 1000x worse than the storm itself
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
*takes a bow, slowly backs away*
Grey’s rewatch time
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Grey’s rewatch time
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Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.
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no matter what else is happening, if feasible, please share photos of your dogs playing in the snow tomorrow
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
no matter what else is happening, if feasible, please share photos of your dogs playing in the snow tomorrow
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Anybody else kinda already worried they didn't get enough snacks for this ice storm
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Anybody else kinda already worried they didn't get enough snacks for this ice storm
My toxic trait is that I panic about not having enough snacks so I buy snacks and then I lose my appetite for the duration of whatever I was convinced we needed snacks for
what are people stress eating?
January 25, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My toxic trait is that I panic about not having enough snacks so I buy snacks and then I lose my appetite for the duration of whatever I was convinced we needed snacks for
Ok I Kevin McAllistered my house but against Weather
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Ok I Kevin McAllistered my house but against Weather
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Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. Unless you tell me to go to bed. (I’m already in bed)
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. Unless you tell me to go to bed. (I’m already in bed)
Wait now I need to know
so did they actually change anything in the cookie dough that is now labeled safe to eat or were they just lying then (or now??)
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Wait now I need to know
Anyway in more pressing news, we named my weighted red panda Zane Fonda today!
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Anyway in more pressing news, we named my weighted red panda Zane Fonda today!
I did so much this morning that I thought my phone had the wrong time when I glanced at 9:58.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.
January 24, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I did so much this morning that I thought my phone had the wrong time when I glanced at 9:58.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.
I thought it was telling me it was 9:58pm. Anyway that was about a decade ago and it still isn’t 9:58pm.