Anne Victoria Clark
@annevclark.bsky.social
Vulture writer and producer and union member. You know, one of THOSE.
Every time I see them I am forced to Google which Jonas hurt my dear sweet close personal friend Sophie Turner and it's so annoying. Can we just make him wear a little tag?
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Every time I see them I am forced to Google which Jonas hurt my dear sweet close personal friend Sophie Turner and it's so annoying. Can we just make him wear a little tag?
We are witnessing one of the most diabolical Substack subscriber ploys/longest bamboo metaphors in history right now. What a time to be alive.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We are witnessing one of the most diabolical Substack subscriber ploys/longest bamboo metaphors in history right now. What a time to be alive.
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She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She’s going to be in Oh Mary I called this like a year ago
In other news, they're literally moving Tehran because it's out of water. NBD. It's fine. This is fine. It's allllll going fine.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In other news, they're literally moving Tehran because it's out of water. NBD. It's fine. This is fine. It's allllll going fine.
Who HASN'T confused a pussy palace for a dojo
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Who HASN'T confused a pussy palace for a dojo
Love to listen to my favorite pop star Lily Allen sing lines like "I didn't know it was your pussy palace, I always thought it was a dojo" that simply anyone can relate to
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Love to listen to my favorite pop star Lily Allen sing lines like "I didn't know it was your pussy palace, I always thought it was a dojo" that simply anyone can relate to
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Do you think they talked about the tribulations of having Aloof Wives
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Do you think they talked about the tribulations of having Aloof Wives
Time to play my favorite game: Which Mormon Wife Am I Looking At? I AM ACTUALLY VERY BAD AT IT
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Time to play my favorite game: Which Mormon Wife Am I Looking At? I AM ACTUALLY VERY BAD AT IT
I know I'm a flop hag. I've come to terms with it. I've moved on.
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I know I'm a flop hag. I've come to terms with it. I've moved on.
On behalf of his Millennial constituents, I sincerely hope that on day one of the Mamdani Administration Zohran looks out the window of his office at City Hall and calls out to his staff "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"
This is a huge responsibility.
This is a huge responsibility.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
On behalf of his Millennial constituents, I sincerely hope that on day one of the Mamdani Administration Zohran looks out the window of his office at City Hall and calls out to his staff "Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"
This is a huge responsibility.
This is a huge responsibility.
Feeling pretty bummed in general in my life and have decided that the only solution is to buy a bunch of very pretty things I don't need and absolutely can't afford. When has that ever not worked.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Feeling pretty bummed in general in my life and have decided that the only solution is to buy a bunch of very pretty things I don't need and absolutely can't afford. When has that ever not worked.
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In April 2020, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gave his empty pandemic campaign office on Steinway to my friend Macaela as a home for her new Astoria Food Pantry. Five 1/2 years later, the pantry is still a vital source for mutual aid, and Mamdani is going to be Mayor! www.astoriafoodpantry.com
ASTORIA FOOD PANTRY
Information about Astoria Food Pantry in Astoria, Queens, NY. We are a mutual aid group and provide food, clothes, books, diapers and more, as well as community events and a space where artists and or...
www.astoriafoodpantry.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In April 2020, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gave his empty pandemic campaign office on Steinway to my friend Macaela as a home for her new Astoria Food Pantry. Five 1/2 years later, the pantry is still a vital source for mutual aid, and Mamdani is going to be Mayor! www.astoriafoodpantry.com
See, every ten years or so some young, energetic progressive talks about taxing the already very rich and wins in a landslide. Then the Democrats go "hmmm must've been the font"
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
See, every ten years or so some young, energetic progressive talks about taxing the already very rich and wins in a landslide. Then the Democrats go "hmmm must've been the font"
Suddenly I am deeply concerned Curtis Sliwa will be president.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Suddenly I am deeply concerned Curtis Sliwa will be president.
Mamdani's celebration party is in downtown Brooklyn because this is what happens when a guy from Astoria gets cool: he starts making you ride the train for an hour to Brooklyn to hang out with him.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mamdani's celebration party is in downtown Brooklyn because this is what happens when a guy from Astoria gets cool: he starts making you ride the train for an hour to Brooklyn to hang out with him.
Engaging in the traditional Halloween ceremony of watching Rocky Horror and screaming about how Tim Curry is a once in-a-generation talent.
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Engaging in the traditional Halloween ceremony of watching Rocky Horror and screaming about how Tim Curry is a once in-a-generation talent.
the mafia using x-rays to cheat at poker and thieves doing a louvre heist, the matrix is very clearly running out of ideas. what's next, celebs in space??
October 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the mafia using x-rays to cheat at poker and thieves doing a louvre heist, the matrix is very clearly running out of ideas. what's next, celebs in space??
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Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
I can't have kids bc I'd be too tempted to give them wrong information like "COVID is a disease Tom Hanks gave everyone so they had to close all the movie theaters for a year"
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I can't have kids bc I'd be too tempted to give them wrong information like "COVID is a disease Tom Hanks gave everyone so they had to close all the movie theaters for a year"
New York Post (winds up fist) I swear to GOD
October 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
New York Post (winds up fist) I swear to GOD
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
I think instead of spending $50-60 million per episode of Stranger Things we (as a culture and an economy) should make 150 episodes of The Chair Company
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I think instead of spending $50-60 million per episode of Stranger Things we (as a culture and an economy) should make 150 episodes of The Chair Company
the really great thing about this is now every physical therapy appointment starts with a 5 minute deep dive into a song we like, today was father figure bc we BOTH were listening to it when we walked in and had to pause it AT THE SAME PART. what a magical week this has been.
if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the really great thing about this is now every physical therapy appointment starts with a 5 minute deep dive into a song we like, today was father figure bc we BOTH were listening to it when we walked in and had to pause it AT THE SAME PART. what a magical week this has been.
if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.
I have an essay in me about how many of our biggest pop stars now are people who make work about how much they wish they could've done the sort of normal life stuff that the rest of us take for granted, but I worry it will make people clinically depressed.
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I have an essay in me about how many of our biggest pop stars now are people who make work about how much they wish they could've done the sort of normal life stuff that the rest of us take for granted, but I worry it will make people clinically depressed.