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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 3d

Engaging in the traditional Halloween ceremony of watching Rocky Horror and screaming about how Tim Curry is a once in-a-generation talent.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 10d

the mafia using x-rays to cheat at poker and thieves doing a louvre heist, the matrix is very clearly running out of ideas. what's next, celebs in space??

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11d

Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Police Chief Wiggum saying HEY MOMDANI!
HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF
DEFUNDING THE POLICE
YOU "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 13d

I can't have kids bc I'd be too tempted to give them wrong information like "COVID is a disease Tom Hanks gave everyone so they had to close all the movie theaters for a year"

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 13d

New York Post (winds up fist) I swear to GOD

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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 17d

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18d

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 20d

I think instead of spending $50-60 million per episode of Stranger Things we (as a culture and an economy) should make 150 episodes of The Chair Company

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 26d

the really great thing about this is now every physical therapy appointment starts with a 5 minute deep dive into a song we like, today was father figure bc we BOTH were listening to it when we walked in and had to pause it AT THE SAME PART. what a magical week this has been.

Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 28d

if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · 28d

if taylor swift's new album has two fans, it's me and my physical therapist kyle. if it has no fans, someone has killed me and physical therapist kyle. call the police.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 3

I have an essay in me about how many of our biggest pop stars now are people who make work about how much they wish they could've done the sort of normal life stuff that the rest of us take for granted, but I worry it will make people clinically depressed.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 3

The only person I think has any right to be actually mad at this Taylor Swift album is Nicole Kidman. Imagine the Taylor Swift album that comes out during your divorce is her being all like "isn't it great marrying an awesome hot dude" I'd be incandescent.

Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 3

Me enjoying Taylor Swift's very fun new song called 'wood'

Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Aug 14

me when taylor swift releases a song called 'wood'

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 3

Taylor reuniting with Max Martin certainly is good news for music. Even better news for music would be her somehow breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal again. THOSE were some gd songs, baby.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 3

Wait, they shut down the government for the Taylor Swift album? Okay even I think this is going too far.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 3

Becky Lynch and Taylor Swift both turned heel this year AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT

Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 2

I am ready for Evil Taylor Swift. I have wanted this for so long. I want her to fight everyone. I want her to bully ME. I want her to be the one that sets off the nukes that finally end our civilization while she sings about her p*ssy being WET FROM HATE.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Oct 1

"i take money from saudi and don't feel bad bc america does bad stuff too" oh grow up. we all know the reason you don't feel bad is that you love being rich more than you care about people you don't know having rights. cut the SHIT!

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · Sep 29

Wow their ideological spectrum goes all the way from the far-right to the right

Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · Sep 29

Post’s new opinions editor explains how they support Republicans and Democrats at different points … with interesting examples

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Sep 29

just three more sleeps until WOOD, i've never been more ready

Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Sep 29

I can't believe we're just four sleeps away from finding out what Taylor Swift has to say about wood.

Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Sep 29

I can't believe we're just four sleeps away from finding out what Taylor Swift has to say about wood.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Sep 21

Instead of solving problems that exist, tech now tries to convince us of the existence of problems, like "cant wear a computer on your face" and "hard to record everyone you look at all the time"

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Sep 19

like if you were looking at a community of people getting mad about people of color being hired for jobs and thinking "at least they really love freedom" you need to sit and think about that a little longer.

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Sep 19

folks I am very upset to find out so many people thought that the anti-cancel culture bros would defend the rights of others. not wanting other people to have equal say was the whole reason they were mad.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · Sep 18

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

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Anne Victoria Clark @annevclark.bsky.social · Sep 17

Jimmy millions of people await the opportunity to watch you smoke and talk to Mark Ruffalo for four hours about supplements or whatever, strike while the iron is hot!

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