Ryan Burkett
ryanburkett.bsky.social
Ryan Burkett
@ryanburkett.bsky.social
150 followers 130 following 280 posts
Chicago writer and comedian, trying to raise a good beagle
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🎶 Do you ever feel like a bag of milk
No kings unless it is your birthday and you are at Burger King but even then you just get one day
I had a doctor appointment this morning and as I was walking out I got a new Instagram follower and my first thought was oh it must be my doctor
There are signs warning about this at the Eagle
The end card for this is perfect
If you think these guys are mean in public you might be surprised to find out what they’re like in private (mean)
I like to think of it as a trick
Have you ever been there for lunch? It’s SO good
Once we’ve settled all of our current horrors I think we should make it so the coupon offer pops up when you’re checking out and not while you’re trying to shop
Diane Keaton was one of the best at characters who were seemingly thinking up dialogue in the moment
You better believe I’m never gonna ask ChatGPT anything (I’m shy)
I’m really going to miss summer if I could say anything to summer it would be have a great summer
Tilly Norwood tripped and broke her neck in the Jennifer Hudson Show Spirit Tunnel, is not expected to survive
I’m going to start a podcast because I’ve always wanted to interview famous people about myself
Oh no Tilly Norwood latest member of the 27 Club so tragic
My dream is to be one of the friends in an “and friends” show
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk” and “In this essay I will” double elimination please
I’ve been held back all these years by my repressible joy
As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.
Jimmy Fallon On The Future Of Late Night And Being A Super Marketer
As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.
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