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Saag 900 Turbo
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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
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One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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the median American voter:
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Impressive, but who’s got the most orange roofed outhouses?
Most career seasons with 30+ HR and 30+ SB:

Barry Bonds: 5
Bobby Bonds: 5
Alfonso Soriano: 4
José Ramírez: 3
Howard Johnson: 3
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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not just in art, either, there are guys who would go around obsessively fixing every clogged pipe in a 10-mile radius if they had the free time and social infrastructure to do so
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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bars
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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we’re right about ai too
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful
January 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
@sniktyler.bsky.social your Venn diagram ass right here.
January 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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The “vanilla Sprite” option on these Coke mix machines is just to weed out the sociopaths. You’re going on a list.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
January 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
They’re using AI actors for boner pill commercials, I knew this tech was limp-dicked.
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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If they are doing this to white people in broad daylight imagine what they are doing to non-white people in detention facilities.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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I'm not sure Democrats in D.C. are aware that their base's rage against ICE has reached a level of blinding white-hot intensity.

They're worried about "looking weak" for voting "against law enforcement" when they should be worried a mob of housewives is going to come beat them to death if they do.
January 24, 2026 at 9:03 PM
@jkpolk.bsky.social so when are we opening Pasta Vita ii ?
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM