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The Doctor of Happiness
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“True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice of them.” - Ben Jonson


Pittsburgh, PA
#H2P
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Voted yes on RFK Jr when he could have voted no.

Continues to hedge, when he could act.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dear people on escalators.. What are you doing?
You can't just stop at the end of the escalator. The people behind you are unable to stop moving. I understand that you're confused and frightened, but you have to at least move off to the side.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Remember:
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Reporter: You said that that second strike was in full accordance with the law of armed conflict but the Navy's own manual of law of war says that specifically firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime that's forbidden under U.S. Law and the law of armed conflict…
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.

What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.

If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.

It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I don't understand, everyone praising the Steelers defense, and they give up like 17 yards per carry.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Grizzly
Moose
Bison
Osprey
Wolf
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Moose
Squirrel
Sea lions
Bald Eagle
Great Egret
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
To be honest, I'm a little surprised it took Stranger Things all the way to season 5 before they integrated "Upside Down" by Diana Ross.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When you carve your turkey with a stick blender.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Blatant pick by Miami there, not called. #ACCRefs
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ACC officials looking for any and every opportunity to favor Miami.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Stranger Things, pulling out the Abba!
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Part of me thinks Trump had them shot intentionally to justify having them there. And yes, he WOULD do that.
“There are costs to performatively deploying members of the military,” Juliette Kayyem writes, “one of which is the risk of endangering them”:
A Terrible and Avoidable Tragedy in D.C.
Trump was warned that members of the military could be attacked.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Everyone remember, when cooking turkey, you must allow it to get up to an internal temperature of at least 104 degrees before it is safe for consumption. #TheMoreYouKnow
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So, @purplecar.bsky.social's kid is marching in the Macy's parade today. So that's cool.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Pick yourself up off the side of the road,
With your elevator bones and your whip-lash tones.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For the entire duration of cooking, I promise to stand vigilantly within 3 feet of my turkey, in a combat crouch, ready to spring into action in fractions of a second if anything goes amiss.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Well, now we have to dress even more sloppy than before, somehow.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 10d
US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy suggests travelers dress more formally and follow common courtesy guidelines as part of the Trump administration's "Civility Campaign" ahead of the busy holiday travel season.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Y’all remember how Doge found so much fraud that not one single person was charged with fraud?
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
After pummeling Georgia Tech on their own field, Pitt is now ranked... below Georgia Tech.
This is why polls suck.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Genius
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“EQUUM VIGILUM MALLEO PUGNATURUS SUM ET CERTĒ VINCAM.” #H2P
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM