The Doctor of Happiness
@angrierfish.bsky.social
“True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice of them.” - Ben Jonson
2028 Olympic Hopeful
Pittsburgh, PA
#H2P
2028 Olympic Hopeful
Pittsburgh, PA
#H2P
This is correct.
Okay folks, here’s the deal:
Pitt = the school (University of Pittsburgh)
PIT = the airport
Pgh = Pittsburgh
Pitt = the school (University of Pittsburgh)
PIT = the airport
Pgh = Pittsburgh
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This is correct.
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On this Ash Wednesday, never forget….
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
On this Ash Wednesday, never forget….
When I was in college, we used to have these things called "parties" where people talked and joked and didn't stare at their phones or do highly elaborate choreographed dance routines. It was awesome.
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
When I was in college, we used to have these things called "parties" where people talked and joked and didn't stare at their phones or do highly elaborate choreographed dance routines. It was awesome.
By the way, if you pick 10 things AI just said, and 10 things random people just posted on social media, I'd wager a lot of money that AI is more correct.
February 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
By the way, if you pick 10 things AI just said, and 10 things random people just posted on social media, I'd wager a lot of money that AI is more correct.
Hey, just real quick guys. AI is a thing now. It's not going to suddenly go away.
It's a good idea to learn how to identify AI created content. and use the tools properly, rather than panicking and complaining on the internet.
We sound like our parents when they didn't understand the VCR.
It's a good idea to learn how to identify AI created content. and use the tools properly, rather than panicking and complaining on the internet.
We sound like our parents when they didn't understand the VCR.
February 17, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Hey, just real quick guys. AI is a thing now. It's not going to suddenly go away.
It's a good idea to learn how to identify AI created content. and use the tools properly, rather than panicking and complaining on the internet.
We sound like our parents when they didn't understand the VCR.
It's a good idea to learn how to identify AI created content. and use the tools properly, rather than panicking and complaining on the internet.
We sound like our parents when they didn't understand the VCR.
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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is such a great show - casting, acting, and obviously writing. It’s a breath of fresh air.
February 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is such a great show - casting, acting, and obviously writing. It’s a breath of fresh air.
US women's hockey team is just too good. I feel bad for the other teams.
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
US women's hockey team is just too good. I feel bad for the other teams.
This means 31% of us are like "FINALLY, we're tear gassing babies and taking away women's right to vote".
New AP poll finds 69 percent of Americans think the country is moving in the wrong direction
NEW POLL: Trump Approval Crashes To 36 In AP Survey — Getting Clobbered on Deportation Crackdown
President Donald Trump's approval took a hit in the latest Associated Press poll, dropping to 36 percent amid overwhelmingly unpopular deportation operations.
www.mediaite.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This means 31% of us are like "FINALLY, we're tear gassing babies and taking away women's right to vote".
This means they're going somewhere else...
The aggressive enforcement operation resulted in thousands of arrests, and two U.S. citizens were fatally shot in Minneapolis by federal immigration agents. n.pr/3ZvSQrF
Trump border czar Tom Homan announces Minnesota immigration surge is ending
The aggressive enforcement operation resulted in thousands of arrests, and two U.S. citizens were fatally shot in Minneapolis by federal immigration agents.
n.pr
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This means they're going somewhere else...
The next step is "Look, all these election requirements are complicated and time consuming, so we're just going to delay the election for a year, to get everyone into compliance."
February 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The next step is "Look, all these election requirements are complicated and time consuming, so we're just going to delay the election for a year, to get everyone into compliance."
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
The cashiers at Aldi hate me. I don't know why, but no matter what I do, they're pissed at me. I used to be insecure about it, and tried everything to do better.
But at this point, I've accepted that they're always going to hate me, and I now try to stoke them into an even higher level of rage.
But at this point, I've accepted that they're always going to hate me, and I now try to stoke them into an even higher level of rage.
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
The cashiers at Aldi hate me. I don't know why, but no matter what I do, they're pissed at me. I used to be insecure about it, and tried everything to do better.
But at this point, I've accepted that they're always going to hate me, and I now try to stoke them into an even higher level of rage.
But at this point, I've accepted that they're always going to hate me, and I now try to stoke them into an even higher level of rage.
10 hrs and 29 mins of daylight today.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
10 hrs and 29 mins of daylight today.
I think I should join the US curling team. I can yell “HAAARD” really well.
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I think I should join the US curling team. I can yell “HAAARD” really well.
You guys, it is SO WARM OUT THERE!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
You guys, it is SO WARM OUT THERE!!!!
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
I don't understand, the MAGAs said they were going to do involuntary non-consensual gender reassignment surgery, right on the field, and eat everyone’s pets. But that was just a quite entertaining halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I don't understand, the MAGAs said they were going to do involuntary non-consensual gender reassignment surgery, right on the field, and eat everyone’s pets. But that was just a quite entertaining halftime show.
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I will not be watching any Super Bowl halftime show with performers who sing lyrics that no one can understand. I will not stand for people screaming "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy" on my TV. This is America, goddammit.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I will not be watching any Super Bowl halftime show with performers who sing lyrics that no one can understand. I will not stand for people screaming "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy" on my TV. This is America, goddammit.
16 years ago today.
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
16 years ago today.
It’s supposed to be above freezing on Tuesday. That will be the first time since January 22nd.
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
It’s supposed to be above freezing on Tuesday. That will be the first time since January 22nd.
BREAKING NEWS: I have decided not to inject anything into my penis to improve my skiing.
Reports that Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to improve performance on jumps have aroused controversy
These Olympic Athletes Are Reportedly Doing WHAT To Their Penises For A Competitive Edge?
The Olympics haven't officially begun, but a report that ski jumpers may be using penis injections before competition is already arousing controversy.
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS: I have decided not to inject anything into my penis to improve my skiing.
Looking forward to this weekend, when the MAGAs discover that Green Day is political.
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Looking forward to this weekend, when the MAGAs discover that Green Day is political.
8 U.S.C. § 1402 :
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"All persons born in Puerto Rico on or after January 13, 1941, and subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, are citizens of the United States at birth."
- from Section 302 of the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952. Passed June 27, 1952.
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"All persons born in Puerto Rico on or after January 13, 1941, and subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, are citizens of the United States at birth."
- from Section 302 of the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952. Passed June 27, 1952.
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
8 U.S.C. § 1402 :
...
"All persons born in Puerto Rico on or after January 13, 1941, and subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, are citizens of the United States at birth."
- from Section 302 of the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952. Passed June 27, 1952.
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"All persons born in Puerto Rico on or after January 13, 1941, and subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, are citizens of the United States at birth."
- from Section 302 of the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952. Passed June 27, 1952.
Super Bowl halftime performers:
February 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Super Bowl halftime performers: