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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃

@nonchron.bsky.social

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Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur. Unionize! NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · Jan 25

Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 4h

I had french onion soup for lunch today! It was most satisfying.

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 7h

To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.

Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids

Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.

abcnews.go.com

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 9h

For the first time in what feels like years, I’m actually a bit chilly. It’s a nice change from constantly trying to cool off.

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 11h

Dear InDesign: I don’t know how to speak Bulgarian. Why do you insist on spell checking in that language‽

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 11h

Still not sure what vibe I give off that makes the Fox News crowd think I agree with their point of view.

Definitely need to change it though.

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 12h

Never mind. He’s the worst.

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 15h

I have no idea why, but I cannot concentrate today. My brain is pinging all over the place.

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 16h

Cancer is just the worst.

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last vixen on the left @liberalvixen.bsky.social · 17h

Um, excuse me?

Gametime page showing the seats behind the Visitor’s dugout for Game 1 of the World Series in Dodger Stadium.

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I'll meet you at the corner of 29-5/8ths Avenue and 7-15/16ths Street. I don't see what's so hard about this.

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Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.press · 1d

Do you think all of these actors playing musicians in Oscar-bait biopics are sad knowing they aren't capable of putting in a better performance than Daniel Radcliffe did as Weird Al?

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 1d

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh! The World Baseball Classic is next year! Can’t wait to watch it

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1d

a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words sticking it above them

Alt: From Seinfeld: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words sticking it above them

media.tenor.com

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Government workers 👇🏾

Lunch is on the house:

Being in the heart of downtown DC, we love that so many of our Federal employees stop by during lunch for a Donburi at China Chilcano or a Fútbol Club at Jaleo. And just because the government is shut down doesn't mean you have to miss out on your favorite lunch spot- because this time, its on us!
Join us for lunch from 11:30 AM to 3:00 PM at any of our participating restaurants and enjoy a free lunch item when you present your government ID-you heard that right! Dine in with us Monday through Friday and choose your favorite: a sandwich at Jaleo, a donburi at China Chilcano, a wrap or pita at Zaytinya, or a torta at Oyamel.
We've always believed in serving our community with open arms and good food-no shutdown can stop that.

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians!

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@clareBOOthelucid 🎃🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @cbl2.bsky.social · 1d

Heads Up !
There is a Riyadh Music Festival coming in December. Headliners include Post Malone, Halsey, Benson-Boone and fuck us, Idris Elba will DJ

www.stereogum.com/2325933/post...

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1d

The passive aggression is going to be the death of me. Just fucking say what you mean/want/whatever. I don’t have time for these stupid mind games.

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1d

Weird how they can find money for all this dumb shit, but healthcare for all is too expensive. Universal basic income is too expensive. Feeding the elderly and children is too expensive.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1d

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 2d

Agreed! I kept getting distracted by him.

Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 2d

Everyone is talking about butt plug shirt guy, but don’t sleep on the super jacked dude behind him

A goomba from the Super Mario Brothers movie

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 2d

This is hilarious. The guy had the shirt covered when the Blue Jays were up.

Alt Img: Photo of a pro baseball game. Cal Raleigh is at bat. A man in the stands behind him has a shirt on with an image of a butt plug that has his jersey number on it.

grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine wearing a plug the dumper shirt only to have him plug your team instead

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit, that’s hilarious. 😂 He has the shirt covered right now. I think he only shows it when Cal Raleigh is at bat.

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 2d

I love that trident. 🤣

Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃 @nonchron.bsky.social · 2d

I saw this while watching something on the Roku Channel.

youtu.be/weIk2GOKezs?...

California: Stick it to Trump on November 4th. Vote on “Yes” on Prop 50

YouTube video by Tom Steyer

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