Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🦃🍗
@nonchron.bsky.social
Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Unionize! Tax the rich!
NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.
Pinned
Sorry I’m late. I had to watch one of our cats play with a toy because it was the cutest thing ever.
@profanity.accountant I’m curious if I’ve been cussing more. I really need to up my game.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
@profanity.accountant I’m curious if I’ve been cussing more. I really need to up my game.
I feel attacked.
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I feel attacked.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Squirrel
Sea lions
Bald Eagle
Great Egret
Moose
Squirrel
Sea lions
Bald Eagle
Great Egret
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
Manatee
Bald eagle
Nurse shark
Black bear
Great blue heron
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Whitetail deer
Fox (and babies! 😭)
Bald eagle
Red tail hawk
Turkey (also with babies! 😭)
Whitetail deer
Fox (and babies! 😭)
Bald eagle
Red tail hawk
Turkey (also with babies! 😭)
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Squirrel
Sea lions
Bald Eagle
Great Egret
Moose
Squirrel
Sea lions
Bald Eagle
Great Egret
Right? Has he BEEN to a Culver’s? The ones I went to in MN were consistently busy.
I so wish we had one in CA. Honestly, it would be better than In-n-Out.
I so wish we had one in CA. Honestly, it would be better than In-n-Out.
“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Right? Has he BEEN to a Culver’s? The ones I went to in MN were consistently busy.
I so wish we had one in CA. Honestly, it would be better than In-n-Out.
I so wish we had one in CA. Honestly, it would be better than In-n-Out.
That Hampton commercial where the gal throws orange juice on a grease fire freaks me out.
That’s a great way to spread the fire all over the place, not put it out. I thought everyone knew that.
Just put a lid on it!
That’s a great way to spread the fire all over the place, not put it out. I thought everyone knew that.
Just put a lid on it!
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That Hampton commercial where the gal throws orange juice on a grease fire freaks me out.
That’s a great way to spread the fire all over the place, not put it out. I thought everyone knew that.
Just put a lid on it!
That’s a great way to spread the fire all over the place, not put it out. I thought everyone knew that.
Just put a lid on it!
I have carved exactly 2 turkeys in my life, and the results were way better than that masticated mess on the silver platter that is probably covered in some toxic chemical.
And those rolls look sad.
And those rolls look sad.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have carved exactly 2 turkeys in my life, and the results were way better than that masticated mess on the silver platter that is probably covered in some toxic chemical.
And those rolls look sad.
And those rolls look sad.
Kinda tired of living in the Back to the Future II alternate timeline.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Kinda tired of living in the Back to the Future II alternate timeline.
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Gotta love the car commercial that uses a song about the CA gold rush without that context. I guess it was about going against the crowd, but… 😂
It’s from Paint Your Wagon, if you’re wondering.
It’s from Paint Your Wagon, if you’re wondering.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Gotta love the car commercial that uses a song about the CA gold rush without that context. I guess it was about going against the crowd, but… 😂
It’s from Paint Your Wagon, if you’re wondering.
It’s from Paint Your Wagon, if you’re wondering.
My mom has decided we are doing low key Christmas and I am here for it. Just having pastries and snacks all day long. No big meal or anything, just enjoying each other’s company.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My mom has decided we are doing low key Christmas and I am here for it. Just having pastries and snacks all day long. No big meal or anything, just enjoying each other’s company.
Yep. A virus triggered an inflammatory cellular condition in my otherwise healthy BIL to have to get a heart transplant. Pretty sure it was due to multiple COVID infections.
Honestly, we KNOW viruses can cause cancer. Why wouldn’t they mess with other stuff in the body too?
Honestly, we KNOW viruses can cause cancer. Why wouldn’t they mess with other stuff in the body too?
There is no evidence linking COVID-19 vaccines to deaths in children. There is evidence that COVID causes serious harm — including long COVID, MIS-C, cardiac complications & diabetes.
This administration’s actions are dangerous, and the damage to the public and children may be irreversible
This administration’s actions are dangerous, and the damage to the public and children may be irreversible
Big change: FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements under RFK Jr ally
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yep. A virus triggered an inflammatory cellular condition in my otherwise healthy BIL to have to get a heart transplant. Pretty sure it was due to multiple COVID infections.
Honestly, we KNOW viruses can cause cancer. Why wouldn’t they mess with other stuff in the body too?
Honestly, we KNOW viruses can cause cancer. Why wouldn’t they mess with other stuff in the body too?
Always fun that if I let myself go too long without eating, I get nauseous. And then I don’t feel like eating, but I know it will make me feel better. 😮💨
Honestly, it doesn’t take long after the first pangs of hunger to get nauseous. 🤢 I keep crackers on hand to help it out.
Honestly, it doesn’t take long after the first pangs of hunger to get nauseous. 🤢 I keep crackers on hand to help it out.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Always fun that if I let myself go too long without eating, I get nauseous. And then I don’t feel like eating, but I know it will make me feel better. 😮💨
Honestly, it doesn’t take long after the first pangs of hunger to get nauseous. 🤢 I keep crackers on hand to help it out.
Honestly, it doesn’t take long after the first pangs of hunger to get nauseous. 🤢 I keep crackers on hand to help it out.
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Queen Camshaft wearing the Greville Bequest Emerald Kokoshnik tiara. Made by Boucheron, in France. Not the possibly-Russian tiara Meghan wanted for her wedding.
Cam's digging into the Vault. We may get a scandal, yet.
Lots of editorializing in the alt text.
Cam's digging into the Vault. We may get a scandal, yet.
Lots of editorializing in the alt text.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Queen Camshaft wearing the Greville Bequest Emerald Kokoshnik tiara. Made by Boucheron, in France. Not the possibly-Russian tiara Meghan wanted for her wedding.
Cam's digging into the Vault. We may get a scandal, yet.
Lots of editorializing in the alt text.
Cam's digging into the Vault. We may get a scandal, yet.
Lots of editorializing in the alt text.
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If you want to give/get signed books by me for the holidays, you can place an online order with Hyperbole Bookstore (a family-owned indie) in College Station, TX hyperbolebookstore.com and ask for signature via their email contact for the Murderbot books, Witch King, Queen Demon, anything in print.
Hyperbole Bookstore
A family-owned independent bookstore in College Station, TX
hyperbolebookstore.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you want to give/get signed books by me for the holidays, you can place an online order with Hyperbole Bookstore (a family-owned indie) in College Station, TX hyperbolebookstore.com and ask for signature via their email contact for the Murderbot books, Witch King, Queen Demon, anything in print.
This is what happens when misogyny runs rampant and no one wants to admit it.
Couldn’t handle a lady being in charge, so they voted for this TWICE.
Couldn’t handle a lady being in charge, so they voted for this TWICE.
Big change: FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements under RFK Jr ally
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements, claiming child covid shot deaths
Vinay Prasad, the nation’s top vaccine regulator, said his team concluded that coronavirus shots were linked to children’s deaths, necessitating a new approach.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is what happens when misogyny runs rampant and no one wants to admit it.
Couldn’t handle a lady being in charge, so they voted for this TWICE.
Couldn’t handle a lady being in charge, so they voted for this TWICE.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I literally had one glass of wine yesterday and I feel hungover like I had 3. What the hell?
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November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Pro tip: Buy men’s t-shirts. They are almost always cheaper than women’s if you’re looking for just a plain one.
Old Navy has men’s crew neck t-shirts for $7.50. Women’s are $8.00.
Old Navy has men’s crew neck t-shirts for $7.50. Women’s are $8.00.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Pro tip: Buy men’s t-shirts. They are almost always cheaper than women’s if you’re looking for just a plain one.
Old Navy has men’s crew neck t-shirts for $7.50. Women’s are $8.00.
Old Navy has men’s crew neck t-shirts for $7.50. Women’s are $8.00.
That’s it. No more giant meals to celebrate holidays. It’s a tool of the patriarchy.
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That’s it. No more giant meals to celebrate holidays. It’s a tool of the patriarchy.
Can you give a team a red card for fans throwing stuff on the field? Because that should have happened in this Aston Villa game.
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Can you give a team a red card for fans throwing stuff on the field? Because that should have happened in this Aston Villa game.
Is there a a YouTube channel or something where I can just watch the Macy’s parade go by and not have to watch all these musical performances? I want to see the balloons and floats!
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Is there a a YouTube channel or something where I can just watch the Macy’s parade go by and not have to watch all these musical performances? I want to see the balloons and floats!
Happy Thanksgiving!
two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness
Alt: From WKRP: The Big Guy is covered in feathers and says “As God is my witness…I thought turkeys could fly.”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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