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They're bringing Hublot on

@OriginalPonk on the other place
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Whenever Putin wants to keep Trump in check, he phones him up and sings "PISSRAAAAY... PISSRAY!" to the tune of Stingray
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Is it wanking?
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The great thing about living on the coast this time of year is that the torrential gales jetwash off all the seagull shit from everything
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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It's like all the oncologists want a feel of the worst cancerous bollock they've ever seen.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The flag's upside down, mate
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Beano #1654, March 30, 1974
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He showed her his pie... so he could see hers
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
My lunch seems to have arranged itself into some sort of chupacabras shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I used to take my son to an activity which was no more than a 5 minute walk from my house. Yet for weeks, one of the dads insisted that I joined his WhatsApp car pool, which I politely declined over and over again.

Was I the arsehole?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Hertfordshire Police admit WhatsApp arrest error with £20k payout
A couple unlawfully arrested over complaints about their child's school say police have paid them damages.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Is there anyone here who ISN'T being followed by Vegplotter? There must be someone. Anyone?
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So I've just heard that the singer from Living in a Box has passed
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You can do anything but lay off of my
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You forgot to send your mother a poppy card this year. I'm very disappointed, son.
We all knew the answer to this, didn't we? If we didn't... Of *course* there are greetings cards.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Keep reading about this Madeline McCann impersonator and was wondering how I'd go about booking her for a corporate event.

Does anyone know who her agent is?

Fuck it, post
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Dick Cheney's porn name was Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor is a bit of a mouthful. He should give himself a trendy nickname like And-Mo or Mob-Win, like the rap fellas.
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Look Around You - Slimby
YouTube video by TheOncomingStorm
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
BREAKING - Andrew is stripped of Cycling Proficiency Certificate, 5m Backstroke and Jim'll Fix It badges
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Now streaming
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
October 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM