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@OriginalPonk on the other place
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Stone Roses frontman Ian Brown, there. Dropping off some weapons and drugs to a biker gang on Canvey Island
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Stone Roses frontman Ian Brown, there. Dropping off some weapons and drugs to a biker gang on Canvey Island
Took this photo of a sheep today that could pass for a Sir Edwin Landseer painting. If you squint your eyes a bit.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Took this photo of a sheep today that could pass for a Sir Edwin Landseer painting. If you squint your eyes a bit.
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Herve you tried turneng eet erf ernd ern again?
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"...and my fanny's already like a cleaner's bucket in a blancmange factory"
Is it wanking?
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Is it wanking?
The flag's upside down, mate
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The flag's upside down, mate
He showed her his pie... so he could see hers
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He showed her his pie... so he could see hers
My lunch seems to have arranged itself into some sort of chupacabras shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My lunch seems to have arranged itself into some sort of chupacabras shit
So I've just heard that the singer from Living in a Box has passed
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
So I've just heard that the singer from Living in a Box has passed
You can do anything but lay off of my
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You can do anything but lay off of my
Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an AWFUL November
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Rather than going for a standard phallus design, Russia's new nuclear-powered missile looks like a dog's lipstick
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Rather than going for a standard phallus design, Russia's new nuclear-powered missile looks like a dog's lipstick
Went to the Goodwood motor circuit yesterday and not being much of a petrol head, I was the one cooing over the architecture instead
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Went to the Goodwood motor circuit yesterday and not being much of a petrol head, I was the one cooing over the architecture instead
Clive Myrie on Mastermind keeps pronouncing Nirvana "Near-vana"
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Clive Myrie on Mastermind keeps pronouncing Nirvana "Near-vana"
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the
Fifteen miles to the
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the
Fifteen miles to the
I cook on gas at home and have just had to stay somewhere with an electric ceramic hob
September 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I cook on gas at home and have just had to stay somewhere with an electric ceramic hob
He looks like a headteacher at morning assembly, announcing that a copy of Readers Wives has been found in the boys changing room.
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
September 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He looks like a headteacher at morning assembly, announcing that a copy of Readers Wives has been found in the boys changing room.
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
If I was good at Photoshop, this would be marginally funnier
Somebody needs to go back to medical school
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Somebody needs to go back to medical school
... and she said "Well, I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory."
September 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
... and she said "Well, I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory."
Like discerning, but funkier
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Like discerning, but funkier