Killeumier
@andrewvuilleumier.com
Woke Christian father of three fur baby’s and one regular baby
talking to someone named the Shoe Surgeon today.
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
talking to someone named the Shoe Surgeon today.
not too long ago if there was a really tall guy, they'd get him together with a real little guy to take pictures. Don't see that too much anymore.
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
not too long ago if there was a really tall guy, they'd get him together with a real little guy to take pictures. Don't see that too much anymore.
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I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump
They let him fly the damn plane? C’mon now…
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
They let him fly the damn plane? C’mon now…
Being an adult is using an ointment for a past skin problem on a new problem and having it work instead of going to the doctor.
January 31, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Being an adult is using an ointment for a past skin problem on a new problem and having it work instead of going to the doctor.
oh man this guy cannot speak to save his life.
Jeffries: "We cannot trust the Department of Justice. They're an illegitimate organization right now under the leadership of Pam Bondi and the direction of Donald Trump."
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
oh man this guy cannot speak to save his life.
I don’t need to see stuff like this first thing in the morning
Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.
January 29, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I don’t need to see stuff like this first thing in the morning
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have to note that at 4m22s Bovino's pronunciation of "gestapo" is very good.
CNN's Dana Bash grilling Bovino as well. And WaPo and WSJ analyses! I hope this new stance/moment lasts.
youtu.be/-VBJx116hqk?...
youtu.be/-VBJx116hqk?...
Minneapolis: Bash presses Gregory Bovino on Alex Pretti shooting
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
have to note that at 4m22s Bovino's pronunciation of "gestapo" is very good.
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outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park
January 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park
They fucking got him
The French Navy diverted the detained oil tanker "Grinch", suspected of belonging to a Russian shadow fleet to Marseille-Fos Port - French Media Report.
January 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
They fucking got him
Doing an area attack to get all the fucking pets away from the bedroom door
January 23, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Doing an area attack to get all the fucking pets away from the bedroom door
Love when my insurance mails me a physical letter that simply reads "You have insurance with us."
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Love when my insurance mails me a physical letter that simply reads "You have insurance with us."
Once this is all over the president better apologize to everybody!
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Once this is all over the president better apologize to everybody!
No it’s more like when in Jackass Number Two they trick Bam into getting into the horse trailer with a live king cobra.
It’s actually nothing like your movie Chris.
It’s actually nothing like your movie Chris.
Feel like this is the moment Europe is experiencing right now.
January 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
No it’s more like when in Jackass Number Two they trick Bam into getting into the horse trailer with a live king cobra.
It’s actually nothing like your movie Chris.
It’s actually nothing like your movie Chris.
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Henceforth all ICE agents MUST design and register a Mii (NO FUNNY HATS) and they MUST set their Friendcodes to Discover - OR ELSE!
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Henceforth all ICE agents MUST design and register a Mii (NO FUNNY HATS) and they MUST set their Friendcodes to Discover - OR ELSE!
Listen it's sad and everything but it's also kinda funny they're driving the boat around with this thing caught on, like, the bumper without realzing.
apnews.com/article/new-... dead whale found on the bow of a ship in New Jersey sparks an investigation
A dead whale found on the bow of a ship in New Jersey sparks an investigation
The death of a whale found on the bow of a container ship at a port along the Delaware River in southern New Jersey is under investigation.
apnews.com
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Listen it's sad and everything but it's also kinda funny they're driving the boat around with this thing caught on, like, the bumper without realzing.
They’re gonna try to go straight through it. Pretty cool.
December 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They’re gonna try to go straight through it. Pretty cool.
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(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.
Dude was so funny. RIP.
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Dude was so funny. RIP.
Working at the 5th Avenue Apple Store when I sold an iPhone to Trey Parker and his dad. Trey was on the phone with Charlie Rose the whole time so I made small talk with his dad who was very nice.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Working at the 5th Avenue Apple Store when I sold an iPhone to Trey Parker and his dad. Trey was on the phone with Charlie Rose the whole time so I made small talk with his dad who was very nice.
My baby when she’s done with her bottle
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My baby when she’s done with her bottle
Why did you give her bird boobs?
A calculating nihilist, Leavitt will do and say anything to build a version of America that is more white, more Christian, and free of leftists. trib.al/9XSYRiS
December 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Why did you give her bird boobs?