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Andrew Weldon
@andrew-weldon.design
http://andrew-weldon.design/

📍 West Seattle, WA

🎮 Senior Designer, Epic Games (Harmonix)
🎸 Fortnite Festival
Unhinged thought of the day:

The Threshold Kids’ Christmas Carol
a skeleton with a doll head and glasses
Alt: Mr. Bones of The Threshold Kids ominously says “Correct.”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Alas, poor Lamb Chop!

I knew her, Horatio, a dog toy of infinite jest.
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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if what you're doing can be done by genai its not worth doing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Did you know that Yarn Spinner tests and deploys all our software on some old PCs a friend found in a dumpster? 🗑️🔥

We entered a competition to win $5000 to buy better gear, so we can test and deploy to more storefronts and platforms. Now we need YOUR VOTE 🫵 Help us out? 💚 woobox.com/fw8p3z/galle...
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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be the bigolas dickolas you wish to see in the world.
FWIW: Mention books you like or you think others might like. You never know what'll happen:

I saw The Sad Bastard Cookbook here so I mentioned it on Masto (in a "in case you need this" sense). It kinda went viral (1K shares). It jumped to a high ranking on Amazon and then they got media attention.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Evergreen
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
During one of my review periods at Bungie, one of the quotes from my peer feedback section was, “Andrew is my professional North Star.”

I don’t know who said it, but that one will stick with me for a long time.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Reply with your favorite Warhammer 40k memes!
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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And once you're on these people's radars, you don't leave it.

Either they keep tabs on you, or their fans do it for them, and any chance they can use your name for content (money) they do it.

Stand up for your employees.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This is what happened to me. Employers across the board need to be aware of how harassment campaigns work and do better to protect their employees from them. These people should not have a platform to profit off of harassment.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you wanted to know how I’m doing this Monday, I just tried to open an app on my phone by typing into the BlueSky search bar.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My life would be measurably better with a standard 3-day weekend every week
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yesterday really gave us a bit of everything, huh
ACC after dark
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
*reads the RFK text*

*phone rings*

Voice on the line: “Seven days.”

Me: “Do you have any openings any time sooner?”
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The… the what?
There is no other human reaction possible to hearing Olivia Nuzzi’s pop song:
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman?
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM