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Pinned
die cis scum
one cattle after another
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 AM
90s dirtbag grunge mom
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
no one wants to twerk anymore
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
it will happen soon
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
psychobilly checkers
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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1. Mayo is the single most disgusting concoction ever devised. It serves no purpose. Sorry your food is dry, make it better next time. Even a sandwich cut with a knife that had once had mayo on it is instantly ruined
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Help!
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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lame as it ever was
January 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
remember 2016? that was 30 years ago
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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wwhy shrek is piss. #italiano
January 17, 2026 at 4:51 AM
whooping cough is an excellent name for a baby on a plane
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 AM
cyanide sisters
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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I will face my desire to fedpost
I will permit it to pass over me and through me
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path
Where the fedposting has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
January 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
yeah i listen to asmr

*jfk airport announcement not to bring firearms through tsa on repeat for 5 hours*
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Going about another normal day in America like
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Heroic valiant soldier of virtue ICE officer suffers brutal tummy ache at hands of antifa stormtroopers. Orphanage demolished in retaliation
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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everyone chill out ok? it's gonna happen really soon and it'll be funnier than u think
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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If you evade suffering you also evade the chance of joy. Pleasure you may get, or pleasures, but you will not be fulfilled. You will not know what it is to come home.
January 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
once we get to the midterms you're done for mister! im gonna vote you out!

*the armed wellness farm guard smashes the butt of his rifle over my head*
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM