@amybluebird.bsky.social
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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It's Day 19 of the ICE occupation of MSP.
Today thousands of Minnesotans poured onto Lake Street to rally in support of our immigrant neighbors and against ICE.
Take a moment to look at this crowd of you and your neighbors rallying in below zero windchill.
📸 @roblevine82.bsky.social
Today thousands of Minnesotans poured onto Lake Street to rally in support of our immigrant neighbors and against ICE.
Take a moment to look at this crowd of you and your neighbors rallying in below zero windchill.
📸 @roblevine82.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's Day 19 of the ICE occupation of MSP.
Today thousands of Minnesotans poured onto Lake Street to rally in support of our immigrant neighbors and against ICE.
Take a moment to look at this crowd of you and your neighbors rallying in below zero windchill.
📸 @roblevine82.bsky.social
Today thousands of Minnesotans poured onto Lake Street to rally in support of our immigrant neighbors and against ICE.
Take a moment to look at this crowd of you and your neighbors rallying in below zero windchill.
📸 @roblevine82.bsky.social
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📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts:
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
Bookshop.org
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts:
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
This is why I’m on BlueSky: typography humor
a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is why I’m on BlueSky: typography humor
Very valid way of getting through writer’s block
“Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog.
“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
“I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Very valid way of getting through writer’s block
So Twin Cities Orthopedics reached a milestone today: 25,000 surgeries. They had a big celebration in the lobby of the recovery facility with Surgery #25,000 Dude, the surgeon, social media photos… balloons and photos and candy.
Guess who was surgery #25,001. 😂
Guess who was surgery #25,001. 😂
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
So Twin Cities Orthopedics reached a milestone today: 25,000 surgeries. They had a big celebration in the lobby of the recovery facility with Surgery #25,000 Dude, the surgeon, social media photos… balloons and photos and candy.
Guess who was surgery #25,001. 😂
Guess who was surgery #25,001. 😂
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest
and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on
forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y
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Kyiv.
Why do I show you its beauty
when others focus on destruction?
I show you resilience.
Strength.
I don’t want your pity –
I want you to feel proud of us.
Why do I show you its beauty
when others focus on destruction?
I show you resilience.
Strength.
I don’t want your pity –
I want you to feel proud of us.
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Kyiv.
Why do I show you its beauty
when others focus on destruction?
I show you resilience.
Strength.
I don’t want your pity –
I want you to feel proud of us.
Why do I show you its beauty
when others focus on destruction?
I show you resilience.
Strength.
I don’t want your pity –
I want you to feel proud of us.
This is a picture of two cats who almost perished this morning because their food was one hour later than usual.
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is a picture of two cats who almost perished this morning because their food was one hour later than usual.
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The government is shutdown, and millions of Americans are about to go without food and/or medicine because of him.
So what does Donald Trump do? Keeps bragging about his $300,000,000 golden ballroom and throws a Great Gatsby party at his private resort.
He is so stupidly tone-deaf.
So what does Donald Trump do? Keeps bragging about his $300,000,000 golden ballroom and throws a Great Gatsby party at his private resort.
He is so stupidly tone-deaf.
November 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The government is shutdown, and millions of Americans are about to go without food and/or medicine because of him.
So what does Donald Trump do? Keeps bragging about his $300,000,000 golden ballroom and throws a Great Gatsby party at his private resort.
He is so stupidly tone-deaf.
So what does Donald Trump do? Keeps bragging about his $300,000,000 golden ballroom and throws a Great Gatsby party at his private resort.
He is so stupidly tone-deaf.
I absolutely love that Portland is fighting an authoritarian invasion with music and silliness.
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I absolutely love that Portland is fighting an authoritarian invasion with music and silliness.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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2 lb potato. I did not buy this potato and it did not consent to the photograph.
September 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
2 lb potato. I did not buy this potato and it did not consent to the photograph.
One of my favorite parts of working with English language learners is when someone who’s been here for two months says they’re looking forward to experiencing their first Minnesota winter and the other students laugh and laugh. 🥶❄️
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
One of my favorite parts of working with English language learners is when someone who’s been here for two months says they’re looking forward to experiencing their first Minnesota winter and the other students laugh and laugh. 🥶❄️
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It’s crazy that in 20 years scamming has gone from “I’m a prince who needs to transfer his fortune to you” to “hey I have a halfway decent job with okay benefits right here”
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It’s crazy that in 20 years scamming has gone from “I’m a prince who needs to transfer his fortune to you” to “hey I have a halfway decent job with okay benefits right here”
I'm completely on board with this as an official word.
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm completely on board with this as an official word.
Together, my parents and I wrote 40 @votefwd letters to PA voters in advance of the state Supreme Court elections. Join us! It’s such an easy way to make a difference.
September 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Together, my parents and I wrote 40 @votefwd letters to PA voters in advance of the state Supreme Court elections. Join us! It’s such an easy way to make a difference.
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“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.”
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
August 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.”
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
I grew a semicolon in the garden. #punctuationgarden
August 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I grew a semicolon in the garden. #punctuationgarden
Twin Cities folks looking for a pair of sweet cats... our foster cats, Buddy and Brava, are up for adoption. They make us laugh every day. ❤️ Happy to answer any questions. www.petfinder.com/cat/buddy-br...
Adopt Buddy / Brava on Petfinder
Buddy / Brava is an adoptable Cat - Domestic Short Hair Mix searching for a forever family near Minneapolis, MN. Use Petfinder to find adoptable pets in your area.
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August 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Twin Cities folks looking for a pair of sweet cats... our foster cats, Buddy and Brava, are up for adoption. They make us laugh every day. ❤️ Happy to answer any questions. www.petfinder.com/cat/buddy-br...