Amusing Pseudonym
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"putting god given talent to hellish use"
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Are you an acquaintance interested in taking our relationship to the next level? Asking for a friend.
Would you buy furniture at a store called Unpainted Huffhines, Charlie Brown?
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Would you buy furniture at a store called Unpainted Huffhines, Charlie Brown?
🎶You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
🎶You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
Funky little shack
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Funky little shack
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
Take a hike, WALK THE LINE!
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Take a hike, WALK THE LINE!
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
I take a degree of comfort knowing I will probably never be my high school's most famous alumnus nor its most infamous.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I take a degree of comfort knowing I will probably never be my high school's most famous alumnus nor its most infamous.
Maybe Brian Glenn is being transferred to RAN's Moscow bureau.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Maybe Brian Glenn is being transferred to RAN's Moscow bureau.
Gonna go out on a limb and say the Venn diagram of actresses who have worked with Benny Hill, David Lee Roth, and Kelsey Grammer is a dot.
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say the Venn diagram of actresses who have worked with Benny Hill, David Lee Roth, and Kelsey Grammer is a dot.
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Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Did you hear about the Trump administration campaign calling for "civility" and telling people to "dress with respect" when they travel?
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
Well, I fixed Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's ad...
New game:
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
New game:
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
Reposted by Amusing Pseudonym
My incelery would be over if a hot chick puts out tomorrow.
![Kevin Spacey claims [his] Hollywood exile would be over 'if Scorsese or Tarantino call tomorrow.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gehrcndkzqdjg3xj233rzfjg/bafkreierz2dm2cawqkdgddvcvehd22vc42vw2m4dlrslvlzbpqmuuonw6a@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My incelery would be over if a hot chick puts out tomorrow.
1) Do all Chick-fil-A locations have flags?
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
1) Do all Chick-fil-A locations have flags?
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
Will I be totally lost if I haven't seen Late Night Comedy Host Falls 1 or 2?
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Will I be totally lost if I haven't seen Late Night Comedy Host Falls 1 or 2?
Sorry guys, I suggested he check out the 10th anniversary reissue of All Your Favorite Bands. That one's on me. youtu.be/PNpSpMMfQis?...
Dawes - Things Happen (Official Video)
YouTube video by Dawes
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sorry guys, I suggested he check out the 10th anniversary reissue of All Your Favorite Bands. That one's on me. youtu.be/PNpSpMMfQis?...
Is there a food description more mouth-desiccating than "construction grade gingerbread"?
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is there a food description more mouth-desiccating than "construction grade gingerbread"?
TIL Cheri Oteri's name doesn't actually rhyme, Don Pardo just liked to say it that way.
youtu.be/GnhHZYHkYjw?...
youtu.be/GnhHZYHkYjw?...
Cheri Oteri - Interview (1996)
YouTube video by Time Traveler
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
TIL Cheri Oteri's name doesn't actually rhyme, Don Pardo just liked to say it that way.
youtu.be/GnhHZYHkYjw?...
youtu.be/GnhHZYHkYjw?...
In the first Lethal Weapon the bad guys go through the trouble of making the girl's death look like an accidental overdose, but then show up at her funeral spraying bullets from a helicopter.
We missed a huge "fuck it" pivot in there somewhere.
We missed a huge "fuck it" pivot in there somewhere.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
In the first Lethal Weapon the bad guys go through the trouble of making the girl's death look like an accidental overdose, but then show up at her funeral spraying bullets from a helicopter.
We missed a huge "fuck it" pivot in there somewhere.
We missed a huge "fuck it" pivot in there somewhere.
Actual Google Gemini commercial: Man on phone hears his unborn child's heartbeat for the first time; hangs up on his partner to talk to AI about it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Actual Google Gemini commercial: Man on phone hears his unborn child's heartbeat for the first time; hangs up on his partner to talk to AI about it.
OPERATION...
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
OPERATION...
OPERATION BATHHOUSE RENEGADE
OPERATION OILED GLADIATOR
OPERATION BAREBACK SIDESADDLE
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
OPERATION BATHHOUSE RENEGADE
OPERATION BAREBACK SIDESADDLE
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
OPERATION BAREBACK SIDESADDLE
I had low expectations for NBC's Stumble, but darned if Jenn Lyon & Taran Killam haven't become my current favorite network sitcom couple. (I can't think of any runners-up off the top of my head, but still.)
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I had low expectations for NBC's Stumble, but darned if Jenn Lyon & Taran Killam haven't become my current favorite network sitcom couple. (I can't think of any runners-up off the top of my head, but still.)
Just heard a commercial describe Land Rover as "the ultimate symbol of luxury, heritage, and performance." Even assuming it was a benign reference to decades of manufacturing experience, the use of "heritage" felt... not quite off, but if it was milk I'd definitely ask someone else to smell it.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just heard a commercial describe Land Rover as "the ultimate symbol of luxury, heritage, and performance." Even assuming it was a benign reference to decades of manufacturing experience, the use of "heritage" felt... not quite off, but if it was milk I'd definitely ask someone else to smell it.
Blink-and-you'll-miss-it* Olivia Nuzzi reference from the August 17 episode of LWT.
* (The audience did.)
* (The audience did.)
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Blink-and-you'll-miss-it* Olivia Nuzzi reference from the August 17 episode of LWT.
* (The audience did.)
* (The audience did.)