Amusing Pseudonym
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"putting god given talent to hellish use"
"Do you understand the words? That are... I'm... From my mouth, the words?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Do you understand the words? That are... I'm... From my mouth, the words?"
It wasn't a mirror image, though.
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It wasn't a mirror image, though.
Holy shit, it checks out 🤯
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Holy shit, it checks out 🤯
🎶You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
🎶You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
You got a brand new soul
Mmm, and a cross of gold
But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
Oh-whoa-whoa
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Whoa
Mother!
Funky little shack
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Funky little shack
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
FUN
KEE
LITTLE
SHACK
Take a hike, WALK THE LINE!
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Take a hike, WALK THE LINE!
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
Move over, A COMPLETE UNKNOWN!
Here comes RFK Jr as...
I would also accept three Muppets standing on each other's shoulders
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I would also accept three Muppets standing on each other's shoulders
This week we got ten minutes into a confusing story about "those long Viking boats to Germany" before I realized my mother was talking about river cruises.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This week we got ten minutes into a confusing story about "those long Viking boats to Germany" before I realized my mother was talking about river cruises.
I take a degree of comfort knowing I will probably never be my high school's most famous alumnus nor its most infamous.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I take a degree of comfort knowing I will probably never be my high school's most famous alumnus nor its most infamous.
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
Wish I'd been subscribed to that feed
'The president will be teaching NY's radical mayor a lesson this afternoon.'
'Mamdani has arrived to take his medicine.'
'Trump has pulled the mayor's pants down to give that naughty leftist a good span-- wait. That's not spanking. THAT'S NOT SPANKING'
'The president will be teaching NY's radical mayor a lesson this afternoon.'
'Mamdani has arrived to take his medicine.'
'Trump has pulled the mayor's pants down to give that naughty leftist a good span-- wait. That's not spanking. THAT'S NOT SPANKING'
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Wish I'd been subscribed to that feed
'The president will be teaching NY's radical mayor a lesson this afternoon.'
'Mamdani has arrived to take his medicine.'
'Trump has pulled the mayor's pants down to give that naughty leftist a good span-- wait. That's not spanking. THAT'S NOT SPANKING'
'The president will be teaching NY's radical mayor a lesson this afternoon.'
'Mamdani has arrived to take his medicine.'
'Trump has pulled the mayor's pants down to give that naughty leftist a good span-- wait. That's not spanking. THAT'S NOT SPANKING'
Safe to assume it's sleeveless?
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Safe to assume it's sleeveless?
Gonna go out on a limb and say the Venn diagram of actresses who have worked with Benny Hill, David Lee Roth, and Kelsey Grammer is a dot.
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and say the Venn diagram of actresses who have worked with Benny Hill, David Lee Roth, and Kelsey Grammer is a dot.
I bought a flashlight and cookies despite them being Stranger Things, not because.
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I bought a flashlight and cookies despite them being Stranger Things, not because.
New game:
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
New game:
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
HEARTWARMING
OR HORROR ?
My incelery would be over if a hot chick puts out tomorrow.
![Kevin Spacey claims [his] Hollywood exile would be over 'if Scorsese or Tarantino call tomorrow.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gehrcndkzqdjg3xj233rzfjg/bafkreierz2dm2cawqkdgddvcvehd22vc42vw2m4dlrslvlzbpqmuuonw6a@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My incelery would be over if a hot chick puts out tomorrow.
1) Do all Chick-fil-A locations have flags?
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
1) Do all Chick-fil-A locations have flags?
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
2) If so, are they all at half-mast?
3) If so, why?
4) please don't say CK
please don't say CK
"Nazis are a vibe."
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Nazis are a vibe."
Black Ole. Not to be confused with
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Black Ole. Not to be confused with
Will I be totally lost if I haven't seen Late Night Comedy Host Falls 1 or 2?
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Will I be totally lost if I haven't seen Late Night Comedy Host Falls 1 or 2?