amir
@amirrowaichi.bsky.social
fan of cats, cooking, beer and increasingly mark corriganesque non-fiction
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[first date]
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
[first date]
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
ME: so what do you do
DATE: i'm a pharmacist
ME: so farm assist like milking cows
DATE: no like drugs
ME: oh
DATE:
ME: how do u milk drugs
There's a wonderful documentary about Martin that is currently on iPlayer, get it watched. A huge loss to British culture and a lovely fella by all accounts www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There's a wonderful documentary about Martin that is currently on iPlayer, get it watched. A huge loss to British culture and a lovely fella by all accounts www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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@davidsquires.bsky.social with a near miss on FIFA peace price trophy.. 😉
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
@davidsquires.bsky.social with a near miss on FIFA peace price trophy.. 😉
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[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[My first day as a detective]
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer.
Witness: All I can see is our reflection.
Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms.
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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I am buzzed, chuffed, thrilled, made up, over the moon. Pellicle is the beer publisher of the year. Now would be a perfect time to support our all-independent, extremely award-winning work.
Www.patreon.com/pelliclemag
Www.patreon.com/pelliclemag
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I am buzzed, chuffed, thrilled, made up, over the moon. Pellicle is the beer publisher of the year. Now would be a perfect time to support our all-independent, extremely award-winning work.
Www.patreon.com/pelliclemag
Www.patreon.com/pelliclemag
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If you would like to support AWARD-WINNING beer writing and an AWARD-WINNING magazine, you can subscribe to our Patreon here. Thank you 🫶🏻
www.patreon.com/pelliclemag?...
www.patreon.com/pelliclemag?...
Get more from Pellicle on Patreon
Creating an award-winning drinks magazine and podcast
www.patreon.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
If you would like to support AWARD-WINNING beer writing and an AWARD-WINNING magazine, you can subscribe to our Patreon here. Thank you 🫶🏻
www.patreon.com/pelliclemag?...
www.patreon.com/pelliclemag?...
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A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
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A heads up! Stuart Maconie interviews Stewart Lee and @stephenhanley6.bsky.social about the forthcoming audiobook the BIG MIDWEEK on tonight’s #Freakzone on @BBC6Music between 7.30 & 8 tonight! Sunday! Here’s Stew interviewing Steve too! 💥 thequietus.com/news/watch-s...
Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall's Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook | The Quietus
First published in 2015, Steve Hanley’s memoir The Big Midweek (co-written with Olivia Piekarski) details his 19 years as the ‘backbone’ of The Fall. Perhaps second only to Mark E. Smith himself when ...
thequietus.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
A heads up! Stuart Maconie interviews Stewart Lee and @stephenhanley6.bsky.social about the forthcoming audiobook the BIG MIDWEEK on tonight’s #Freakzone on @BBC6Music between 7.30 & 8 tonight! Sunday! Here’s Stew interviewing Steve too! 💥 thequietus.com/news/watch-s...
What an absolute mega cunt Boris Johnson is www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Boris Johnson took four days off as NHS warned Covid could ‘overwhelm’ system
Files show then PM was walking dog, riding motorbike and hosting guests as pandemic planning stalled in ‘lost month’
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What an absolute mega cunt Boris Johnson is www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody
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Had to visit Kelham Island Tavern for Cloudwater / Two Flints
Rolling Water
Brilliant IPA with fresh hops. Candied pineapple and mango
Tropical heaven
#BskyBeer
#Craftbeer
Rolling Water
Brilliant IPA with fresh hops. Candied pineapple and mango
Tropical heaven
#BskyBeer
#Craftbeer
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Had to visit Kelham Island Tavern for Cloudwater / Two Flints
Rolling Water
Brilliant IPA with fresh hops. Candied pineapple and mango
Tropical heaven
#BskyBeer
#Craftbeer
Rolling Water
Brilliant IPA with fresh hops. Candied pineapple and mango
Tropical heaven
#BskyBeer
#Craftbeer
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Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
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Washing machine minutes are the longest minutes
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Washing machine minutes are the longest minutes
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Dick Advocaat is the head coach of the Curaçao football team, who will be the first ever alcoholic drink managed by an alcoholic drink to play at a World Cup finals.
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dick Advocaat is the head coach of the Curaçao football team, who will be the first ever alcoholic drink managed by an alcoholic drink to play at a World Cup finals.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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If only Ferenc Puskás was alive today to win the McTominay Award
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If only Ferenc Puskás was alive today to win the McTominay Award
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If you can buy one of these please do! It’s been a really shit last 3 months and we need money in now to get us through January which is DEAD (no markets either)
worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk
worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk
ELLIOT EASTWICKS WORLD FAMOUS HOT SAUCE
WORLD FAMOUS HOT SAUCE
worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you can buy one of these please do! It’s been a really shit last 3 months and we need money in now to get us through January which is DEAD (no markets either)
worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk
worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
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