Sylvie
@altoeden.bsky.social
Photographer, cat fancier, aerial dance nerd
So I watched heated rivalry, and I have some thoughts:
Beautiful fucking videography
Beautiful fucking use of a cuck chair
Beautiful fucking coworkers in a smoothie shop
Beautiful fucking
Beautiful fucking videography
Beautiful fucking use of a cuck chair
Beautiful fucking coworkers in a smoothie shop
Beautiful fucking
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM
So I watched heated rivalry, and I have some thoughts:
Beautiful fucking videography
Beautiful fucking use of a cuck chair
Beautiful fucking coworkers in a smoothie shop
Beautiful fucking
Beautiful fucking videography
Beautiful fucking use of a cuck chair
Beautiful fucking coworkers in a smoothie shop
Beautiful fucking
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DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
April 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
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hey #portfolioday my name is Yorgos and i make book covers for a living.
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
hey #portfolioday my name is Yorgos and i make book covers for a living.
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The disrespect in this house
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The disrespect in this house
Love to give money to hot women 😌😌
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Love to give money to hot women 😌😌
Jp and I decided this year that going forward, we are going to do away with gift shopping for each other and do a strip club night instead 🎉 did both our birthdays, and got our Xmas one this weekend - I enjoy the hell out of tipping dancers so tbh I can only afford it a few times a year lmao
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jp and I decided this year that going forward, we are going to do away with gift shopping for each other and do a strip club night instead 🎉 did both our birthdays, and got our Xmas one this weekend - I enjoy the hell out of tipping dancers so tbh I can only afford it a few times a year lmao
Happy birthday @painterm.bsky.social 🎉🎉 hope it's an excellent day!
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy birthday @painterm.bsky.social 🎉🎉 hope it's an excellent day!
Furry kitty smooches on a lazy weekend morning are just the best 😭😭
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Furry kitty smooches on a lazy weekend morning are just the best 😭😭
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
New nose hole joins the chat
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
New nose hole joins the chat
December is a pretty shit time to start calorie counting again but here we go - trying to confirm if it's diet or meds affecting my weight. Already confirmed the insane sweating I thiguht was just me as a person is a fucking side effect, so that's cool
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
December is a pretty shit time to start calorie counting again but here we go - trying to confirm if it's diet or meds affecting my weight. Already confirmed the insane sweating I thiguht was just me as a person is a fucking side effect, so that's cool
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
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I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
I’m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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one is an unpalatable festering cesspit of no value, and the other is a mouldy school lunch.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
one is an unpalatable festering cesspit of no value, and the other is a mouldy school lunch.
We have entered the backstage liminal space where everything is chaos and the audience is behind the curtain, or maybe not, and you're ready to go, but maybe not, and something will go wrong, or maybe not, but either way it's HAPPENING
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We have entered the backstage liminal space where everything is chaos and the audience is behind the curtain, or maybe not, and you're ready to go, but maybe not, and something will go wrong, or maybe not, but either way it's HAPPENING
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This is lore-accurate. Clerics are only proficient with bludgeoning weapons.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is lore-accurate. Clerics are only proficient with bludgeoning weapons.
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
One day I'll make a collection of cat paw prints where they Should Not Be
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One day I'll make a collection of cat paw prints where they Should Not Be