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michael shannon
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
michael shannon
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It's so fun when you like a popular thing! Thing you like everywhere! But when hate popular thing. Tormented by a thousand visions.
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
It's so fun when you like a popular thing! Thing you like everywhere! But when hate popular thing. Tormented by a thousand visions.
FRANZ AND FIALA DIRECTING?????? FUCK
David Harbour and Rebecca Hall are set to star in a new adaptation of Paul Tremblay's popular novel A HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS.
David Harbour Boards New Reality Show Horror From GOODNIGHT MOMMY Directors
David Harbour and Rebecca Hall are set to star in a new adaptation of Paul Tremblay's popular novel A HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS.
dlvr.it
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
FRANZ AND FIALA DIRECTING?????? FUCK
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Are women bourgeois?
February 6, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Are women bourgeois?
finally, a place online for progressive zoomers like me to gather and learn whats going on, and to be able to meet and revisit with some of our great and courageous leaders
Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
finally, a place online for progressive zoomers like me to gather and learn whats going on, and to be able to meet and revisit with some of our great and courageous leaders
excuse me?
BREAKING NEWS
Passan: Framber Valdez to sign a 3-year, $115M deal with the Tigers.
Passan: Framber Valdez to sign a 3-year, $115M deal with the Tigers.
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
excuse me?
excited for yet another sequel/reboot/remake of my favorite movie that fundamentally misunderstands it
A24 has officially acquired the rights to 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'
• First project will be a TV series produced by JT Mollner and Glen Powell
• A movie is also in early development
• First project will be a TV series produced by JT Mollner and Glen Powell
• A movie is also in early development
February 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
excited for yet another sequel/reboot/remake of my favorite movie that fundamentally misunderstands it
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larry cohen did a weird sequel to the salems lot tv movie. cast sam fuller as the nazi exterminator. like doc brown from back to the future, instead of time travel he just plugs vampires and cusses about shit
January 21, 2026 at 11:55 AM
larry cohen did a weird sequel to the salems lot tv movie. cast sam fuller as the nazi exterminator. like doc brown from back to the future, instead of time travel he just plugs vampires and cusses about shit
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
i will not make a fool of myself by doubting nick antosca
CAPE FEAR debuts June 5 with a two-episode premiere on Apple TV.
A storm is coming for happily married attorneys Anna (Amy Adams) & Tom (Patrick Wilson) when Max Cady (Javier Bardem), the notorious killer they are responsible for putting behind bars, is let out of prison.
A storm is coming for happily married attorneys Anna (Amy Adams) & Tom (Patrick Wilson) when Max Cady (Javier Bardem), the notorious killer they are responsible for putting behind bars, is let out of prison.
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i will not make a fool of myself by doubting nick antosca
and there’s the shooting
BREAKING: The Pistons are trading Jaden Ivey to the Chicago Bulls in exchange for Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric. They also are swapping 2026 first round picks with the Minnesota Timberwolves (1-19 protected).
February 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
and there’s the shooting
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Once a hack, always a hack: aftermath.site/darren-aronofs...
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Once a hack, always a hack: aftermath.site/darren-aronofs...
releasing a statement that amounts to “all journalism is bad unless it supports me” definitely convinces me of his innocence
fuck that guy
fuck that guy
ICYMI, Gai*man is slinking out of the shadows and posting again, trying to scuttle his way back into the public's good graces.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
Please take care of yourselves, believe women, believe survivors, and fuck that guy.
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
releasing a statement that amounts to “all journalism is bad unless it supports me” definitely convinces me of his innocence
fuck that guy
fuck that guy
does the new Chotiner interview mention HEAT 2 at all
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
does the new Chotiner interview mention HEAT 2 at all
i can’t believe christopher nolan would have the AUDACITY to cast the most beautiful woman in the world as the most beautiful woman in the world. he’s lost his goddamn mind
back in the news! (not in a good way)
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i can’t believe christopher nolan would have the AUDACITY to cast the most beautiful woman in the world as the most beautiful woman in the world. he’s lost his goddamn mind
god no
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
god no
no wonder she got her shit kicked in
Tucker Carlson: "Saudi Arabia [...] is kind of a weirdly free place.”
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton: "The example that the kingdom is setting for the right kind of development [...] that is a very strong model for other parts of the world"
Quotes from a real estate conference in Riyadh
Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson Walk Into a Saudi Real Estate Forum
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 AM
no wonder she got her shit kicked in
ruben writing instead of the slasher terrorists alhamdiallah
Paramount Pictures and director Josh Ruben are said to be working on HEART EYES 2, a sequel to last year’s Valentine’s Day slasher.
Is HEART EYES 2 Happening? It Sure Sounds Like It
Paramount Pictures and director Josh Ruben are said to be working on HEART EYES 2, a sequel to last year’s Valentine’s Day slasher.
dlvr.it
January 29, 2026 at 9:21 PM
ruben writing instead of the slasher terrorists alhamdiallah
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Wow that’s so cool I still remember when Eli Roth said Greta Thunberg deserve to be eaten by cannibals for supporting Palestine
Eli Roth says his new horror movie ICE CREAM MAN will be "the craziest film I’ve ever made."
"I want to outdo Hostel & Green Inferno & Cabin Fever in terms of bat shit crazy," Roth adds.
"It’s like The Birds but with children. I filmed with 100 kids going completely nuts."
"I want to outdo Hostel & Green Inferno & Cabin Fever in terms of bat shit crazy," Roth adds.
"It’s like The Birds but with children. I filmed with 100 kids going completely nuts."
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Wow that’s so cool I still remember when Eli Roth said Greta Thunberg deserve to be eaten by cannibals for supporting Palestine
going through this at 26 has been soooooo liberating
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
going through this at 26 has been soooooo liberating
BRING HIM HOME
The Jets are parting ways with OC Tanner Engstrand, per source.
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
BRING HIM HOME
need more existential crime novels with inexplicable titles whose meanings are revealed in the last few sentences
there can’t have only been two of them
there can’t have only been two of them
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
need more existential crime novels with inexplicable titles whose meanings are revealed in the last few sentences
there can’t have only been two of them
there can’t have only been two of them
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dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far
they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see
they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far
they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see
they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see
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franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque