Alice Lee
alicelee.uk
Alice Lee
@alicelee.uk
I can’t tonight, I’m going *online*

She/they

mastodon: @[email protected]
bird site: @monotypical
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UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
July 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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So the mascot for the is Glasgow Commonwealth Games 2026 is Finnie, a unicorn with a traffic cone for a horn.

Honestly that's a lot of fun.
July 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
When talking about technically unskilled users, try replacing misogynist and ageist stereotypes with new and more exciting stereotypes

Instead of “it’s so easy even my grandma can use it”, try “it’s so easy even the nepotism hire can use it”
July 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Google Meet automation to reschedule meetings forever and generate excuses with AI
July 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"Train is the new private jet." Dua Lipa continues to promote taking the train over flying, boarding a Eurostar to London at Gare du Nord. This is climate-conscious messaging done right. Posted by lejeuneengage on IG.
July 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Idea: X-Delivery-Tracking header for web pages and email that allow you to specify tracking information, so that apps don’t have to pull them out of the body
June 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Maple is letting it all hang out
March 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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If you are an onion unfollow me the fuck now
February 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw
January 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Maple has figured out how to get up stairs but not down, so she goes up a few stairs then cries until someone picks her up to take her back down
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Our little potato is home 🥺 Meet Maple #DogsOfBluesky
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
June 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Actually me
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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new to bsky? here's my list of what to do and what not to do. you are my vassal now and I am your liege lord. now raise your levies, we're going to war with my third brother cousin once removed
October 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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in order to expedite the week, Thursday has been canceled
November 21, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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There's a media push to treat transphobic violence as something that is perpetrated by evil individuals (rednecks, young men in bars, etc) who murder out of ignorant hatred. The truth is, trans people are murdered quietly and systematically by the institutions that are supposed to protect them.
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Trans day of remembrance. Don't just focus on those trans people who have been murdered by strangers in public. Also remember the trans people who were denied healthcare, allowed to die in prison, encouraged to kill themselves by their loved ones, buried under the wrong name by their families.
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely touched your Blåhaj Mountain.
November 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
This little wrinkly potato is called Maple, she’s coming home with us on Friday 🍁
November 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur."

I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
getting too many false positives identifying trans people, call that overclocking
April 2, 2024 at 10:59 PM
We’re engaged!
March 20, 2024 at 6:51 PM