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a memo from the future. redacted for time paradox prevention.
anyone got $60 for the new europa universalis game
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Homiedivers
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November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
they should make bandaids for inside the nose
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
schlump
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
only 1 friend? she even lied about how many friends were there? damn
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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restful
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
restful
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
he can remember things?
John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
unconcerned
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Chiral Mindset
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
stop listening to whatever nerd ass news podcast or reading whatever article writer you're panicking on your phone about.

listen to Homie Vulgaris
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I STAY IN THE QUARRY
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
brainmaxxing by never reading anything on my TL
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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hello. no one has been paying their tithes recently. i don’t want to be pushy. but perhaps? you have all forgotten. so if you could just send those in now. that would be great.
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
oh no! anyway,
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
been playing dark souls lately
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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I am hearing that many girls do not want their balls. the church of course has. much experience with this. and is willing to provide the service. for the low price of a 10 year contract with our choirs. you may sign below.
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
she
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
listen to the Homie Vulgaris podcast. we're very funny and not racist
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
*denji voice* a penguin!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
bear witness
September 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
moments before total collapse
September 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM