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The Homie
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Once when I was a kid I came to school dressed as Dracula for Halloween and some kid called me “Crap Fatula” and I don’t think I’ve ever been owned harder since.
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Unlike most of the internet, I have a recognized accredited certificate, that I do in fact have reading comprehension.
A future presidential candidate rn is committing financial crimes on roblox and spamming 6 7 on an instagram live rn.
No judgies homie. I love gross fast food slop but even I know Arby’s is like a simulacrum of the simulacrum that is fast food. It’s like dudechow or something.
I simply wouldn’t shave with it anymore.
I can’t trust your opinion because you see Arby’s not only as food, but as “the highest quality fast food.”
I think Arby’s is probably the highest quality fast food, but there is no way these can be even decent right? Anyone tried this shit?
None of these words are in the homie manifesto
I also would have torn down the White House, albeit for entirely different reasons.
My good reads bio is probably the funniest one on the website.
Blue sky is the first piss at a festival vs twitters last shit at the festival.
I do most of my best work stealing company time.
Every day I am inundated with baffling pod John lore.
You have to understand the guy who wrote and directed chef in my mind would also absolutely work with the Obama administration as a speech writer.
Tons of people have sent me this article and all I have to say is that in like 2021 I was talking about how gooning was a social maladaptive behavior caused by loneliness, but people don’t wanna hear a podcaster talk about experiences and humanize a community that is hard to define.
wankbattling! with the goon squad.
You should be required to do 10 years hard labor if your gonna by a game.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with picking up his toys at dad’s house.
The Boston markets of free ideas
found out Boston Market's corporate HQ is stuck in lawsuit hell and 3 bankruptcies but they did remove franchise fees so any remaining store are fast food rōnin
If you make a post funny enough it will end up on a crooked media platform and one of the pod johns will have an aneurism trying to decipher what you mean.
Games should be free, but also gamers should be forced into labor camps.
AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising
The holes in my brain make my thoughts more aerodynamic.
Shouts out to yakubian brother hamwich