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somewhere.systems
@somewhere.systems
Principal Engineer https://actual.inc, Dark Forestry https://s2.lol
software is clearly not over — it’s just entering its luteal phase
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
short political satire film by Claude “about ICE”
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
this is real work because its cool
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I gave Claude Opus 4.6 access to Replicate and ElevenLabs in its entirety and every hour it makes a video about "whatever".

This is the first one it made, ocean.mp4
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
“The Floor is Lava” but with all organic material
You're an animist and yet you stepped on that rug. Interesting
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Had a blast recording with @birdrespecter.bsky.social following the Mayo, folks where it leads is not good. Sub to the homie.gives for the full elsiode!
Homie Vulgaris Bonus: Its all connected
YouTube video by HomieVulgaris
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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There's plenty of data that waymo is safer than average US drivers

But even ignoring that, just think—waymo does 500k trips/week now, if they had were even close to the crash rate of normal drivers they'd be killing a pedestrian like every other week
www.understandingai.org/p/human-driv...
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
well yeah, that’s because the cars carry on the spirit of Tesla drivers. its like if dodge charger made a taxi it’d be 200x over the median for car crashes
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
self-driving vehicles are significantly safer than human-operated ones
February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
shout out to my brave filipino soldiers for writing 65k lines of code with claude today
February 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I literally can’t read
February 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
cool how everyone just takes things at face value now, reducing them down to nearly impossible technicalities. I’m sure that 300 ms delay between SF and The Philippines is awesome for driving
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
you’re so right man claude code when it gets stuck makes an API call to a call center in the Philippines
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
asking for an oxymoron
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
low language skills, civilizationally behind, largely around to provide close to nothing of material progressive value while misunderstanding the complexities of modern society
February 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
anarchists are probably the modern day equivalent of barbarians, but nobody is brave enough to have this conversation
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
more like slava nobrainy
February 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
minnesota has become a psyop to make me like will stancil
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
how some of y’all be fr
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
imagine being worried about opsec on arguably what is the most open, scrapable, and identifiable social platform in all existence
After the Pretti shooting, one of those guys straight-up suckerpunched me for “filming faces”… as I filmed him and fully-masked friends lighting fires directly in front of the dozens of gathered press crews. Nonsensical; just dudes wanting someone to give them a reason. Not that different from ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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daily affirmations
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Also they should just kill everyone in the files just to be safe
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I’m not mentioned which means I’m going to heaven
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
cool
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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People who retweet themselves are sociopaths
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 PM