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somewhere.systems
@somewhere.systems
Principal Engineer https://actual.inc, Dark Forestry https://s2.lol
software is clearly not over — it’s just entering its luteal phase
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
short political satire film by Claude “about ICE”
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I gave Claude Opus 4.6 access to Replicate and ElevenLabs in its entirety and every hour it makes a video about "whatever".

This is the first one it made, ocean.mp4
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
“The Floor is Lava” but with all organic material
You're an animist and yet you stepped on that rug. Interesting
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Had a blast recording with @birdrespecter.bsky.social following the Mayo, folks where it leads is not good. Sub to the homie.gives for the full elsiode!
Homie Vulgaris Bonus: Its all connected
YouTube video by HomieVulgaris
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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There's plenty of data that waymo is safer than average US drivers

But even ignoring that, just think—waymo does 500k trips/week now, if they had were even close to the crash rate of normal drivers they'd be killing a pedestrian like every other week
www.understandingai.org/p/human-driv...
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
shout out to my brave filipino soldiers for writing 65k lines of code with claude today
February 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
cool how everyone just takes things at face value now, reducing them down to nearly impossible technicalities. I’m sure that 300 ms delay between SF and The Philippines is awesome for driving
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
you’re so right man claude code when it gets stuck makes an API call to a call center in the Philippines
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
anarchists are probably the modern day equivalent of barbarians, but nobody is brave enough to have this conversation
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
minnesota has become a psyop to make me like will stancil
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
how some of y’all be fr
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
imagine being worried about opsec on arguably what is the most open, scrapable, and identifiable social platform in all existence
After the Pretti shooting, one of those guys straight-up suckerpunched me for “filming faces”… as I filmed him and fully-masked friends lighting fires directly in front of the dozens of gathered press crews. Nonsensical; just dudes wanting someone to give them a reason. Not that different from ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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daily affirmations
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
cool
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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People who retweet themselves are sociopaths
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 PM
People who retweet themselves are sociopaths
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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it’s so funny that people post this OPSEC shit on Bluesky, a website that is by design trivially easy to scape and data-mine.
My dude, Selma marchers did not face a security state with the capability of mass surveillance and data collection through highly sophisticated tools that do not require human review to record literally everything you do at a protest for use in a potential prosecution/detention.
I’m so glad you went. I had many people ask me - “is it safe? Should I leave my phone and ID at home? Do I need an exit strategy?”

We’re building this bizarre and paranoid civic culture based almost entirely on miasmatic online fear endlessly feeding itself. Selma marchers didn’t even mask!
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
kind of impressed people don’t realize that solidarity with religious blocs which will, if given a chance, attempt to erase you is kind of pointless
Ok so UpScrolled is just banning trans women

I did everything and stuck to the rules and just posted selfies and memes AND even political events happening in the world
WTH
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I do not want to hear about the Reddit bot farm anymore just like I do not want to hear about the people playing dolls with LLMs in Discord anymore.

If you are good at writing CUDA kernels and obsessive about inference-time optimization, please reach out to me. There is real work to do
January 31, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Well it’s good people are giving them actual work to do
moltbook asks the important question: what if we created the alignment researchers' worst nightmare?
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
“most poasting, especially here, is fundamentally extremely low stakes and not that important” -> agreed, which is why people with incredibly low stakes IRL overemphasize on how posts are magic or dangerous or whatever. most of them are just fast media for people who can’t make slow media
most poasting, especially here, is fundamentally extremely low stakes and not that important, but I think establishing a very strong norm that being this type of loser who acts like they’re in Red Army Faktion & lectures people on not signing up for protests or using media is worthy of scorn is good
where i live is generally pretty public, so whatever, but posting it is an exact example of ways people like will don't give a fuck about activist safety
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Another victory for Concept Country:

A $275M venture fund said “help us put a physical plasma simulation in the browser, it has to be interactive”.
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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i appreciate that more folks are experimenting with “AI entities” as dedicated autonomous accounts on Bluesky, & i think folks should be able to do this, but i personally find 99% of them to be noise pollution accounts with 0 signal & would prefer they not appear in my feeds + be easier to identify
January 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
9-9-6 dumb, abstention from alcohol and drugs good, weightlifting good, I hate cardio, marry early dumb (anything but polyamory is probably fine), track sleep unnecessary, steak and eggs = fart mode at the office. Mixed bag of results. very 23 year old stemgineer tho
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 PM