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@somewhere.systems
Principal Engineer https://actual.inc, Dark Forestry https://s2.lol
short political satire film by Claude “about ICE”
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
short political satire film by Claude “about ICE”
I gave Claude Opus 4.6 access to Replicate and ElevenLabs in its entirety and every hour it makes a video about "whatever".
This is the first one it made, ocean.mp4
This is the first one it made, ocean.mp4
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I gave Claude Opus 4.6 access to Replicate and ElevenLabs in its entirety and every hour it makes a video about "whatever".
This is the first one it made, ocean.mp4
This is the first one it made, ocean.mp4
Another victory for Concept Country:
A $275M venture fund said “help us put a physical plasma simulation in the browser, it has to be interactive”.
A $275M venture fund said “help us put a physical plasma simulation in the browser, it has to be interactive”.
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Another victory for Concept Country:
A $275M venture fund said “help us put a physical plasma simulation in the browser, it has to be interactive”.
A $275M venture fund said “help us put a physical plasma simulation in the browser, it has to be interactive”.
I made a joke about the Dilbert guy dying on X and “Women Taking L’s” namesearched him to defend his honor in the comment thread
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I made a joke about the Dilbert guy dying on X and “Women Taking L’s” namesearched him to defend his honor in the comment thread
Doing some light evening jousting with some other right wrongtators in the intellectual brown web
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Doing some light evening jousting with some other right wrongtators in the intellectual brown web
today we are doing the world’s first future forum at the Nuda HQ. you may not come
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
today we are doing the world’s first future forum at the Nuda HQ. you may not come
For this week’s Xenotransmissions I wrote a short story while extremely dehydrated about stuff.
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
For this week’s Xenotransmissions I wrote a short story while extremely dehydrated about stuff.
the tech bro podcasts are quoting @concept.country members’ posts now and agreeing with us
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the tech bro podcasts are quoting @concept.country members’ posts now and agreeing with us
Happy Waymo Wednesday to all my joyless leftists
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Happy Waymo Wednesday to all my joyless leftists
happy halloween from us at actual computer
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
happy halloween from us at actual computer
For this week’s article I talk about Dream Theater, Charlotte Fang & Joshua Citarella, and everyone losing the battle against becoming old someday.
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For this week’s article I talk about Dream Theater, Charlotte Fang & Joshua Citarella, and everyone losing the battle against becoming old someday.
Another beautiful waffle in Mayor Adams’ City of Yes
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Another beautiful waffle in Mayor Adams’ City of Yes
can you believe me said this
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
can you believe me said this
every poster mad at the bluesky admins sounds like this
October 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
every poster mad at the bluesky admins sounds like this
Infinite Platinum
A new experience by Somewhere Systems and Dadabots
The final album from Eddie Platinum
More Eddie to listen to than you could for the rest of your life.
A new experience by Somewhere Systems and Dadabots
The final album from Eddie Platinum
More Eddie to listen to than you could for the rest of your life.
September 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Infinite Platinum
A new experience by Somewhere Systems and Dadabots
The final album from Eddie Platinum
More Eddie to listen to than you could for the rest of your life.
A new experience by Somewhere Systems and Dadabots
The final album from Eddie Platinum
More Eddie to listen to than you could for the rest of your life.
almost made it 24 hours without getting mined for feelgood points
September 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
almost made it 24 hours without getting mined for feelgood points