Alice
@alicejinwonderland.bsky.social
They/Them (gender nonconforming)
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PFP by Fenori
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PFP by Fenori
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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My cube at work, to remind me what I'm fighting for.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My cube at work, to remind me what I'm fighting for.
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"Tesla nearly halved (-48%) its operations in the European Union, with 5,647 registrations in October compared with 10,867 in the same month last year, making it the car brand with the worst performance in the last month."
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
BYD doubles its registrations in the EU in October as Tesla continues to lose ground - Mobility Portal
BYD has accumulated a 240% increase in registrations in the European Union up to the tenth month of the year compared with the same period the year before, reaching a total of 94,216 units.
mobilityportal.eu
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Tesla nearly halved (-48%) its operations in the European Union, with 5,647 registrations in October compared with 10,867 in the same month last year, making it the car brand with the worst performance in the last month."
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
It's a cult, but a dying one!
mobilityportal.eu/byd-doubles-...
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I understand I am a very weird computer security person and I'm sorry about that but I'm also not.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I understand I am a very weird computer security person and I'm sorry about that but I'm also not.
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One of the weird things about me is I wrote the guide the most popular adblocker in the world cites about how to deploy it to corporations.
You have to do weird shit if you want to win. You have to be different. The hackers are battling the average corporate. And you can never afford to be that.
You have to do weird shit if you want to win. You have to be different. The hackers are battling the average corporate. And you can never afford to be that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
One of the weird things about me is I wrote the guide the most popular adblocker in the world cites about how to deploy it to corporations.
You have to do weird shit if you want to win. You have to be different. The hackers are battling the average corporate. And you can never afford to be that.
You have to do weird shit if you want to win. You have to be different. The hackers are battling the average corporate. And you can never afford to be that.
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I'm gonna tell you about a guy named Peter. He called for support often and it wasn't stupid stuff. But it was complex.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm gonna tell you about a guy named Peter. He called for support often and it wasn't stupid stuff. But it was complex.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
He drove a BMW. He was divorced. He was of course a sales person. Probably the most successful sales person in California and maybe the country.
He serviced the government.
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You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You meet the users where they are to stop them doing the stupidest shit imaginable.
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
You have no idea how much this paid off. The number of infected media players people downloaded in the age before Windows Media Player had more than three codecs is unimaginable
Who knows if I saved the firm
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I grew a cat.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I grew a cat.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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the two genders of midwestern thai food
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the two genders of midwestern thai food
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If you're ever feeling sad or down just remember that you live in the same timeline as Hatsune Miku.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you're ever feeling sad or down just remember that you live in the same timeline as Hatsune Miku.
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This seems like a serious safety issue www.stuff.co.nz/business/360...
EV drivers to be bombarded with in-car adverts
Advertisers once had to rely on catchy radio jingles or splashy billboards to grab the attention of drivers for a few seconds while they were on the road.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This seems like a serious safety issue www.stuff.co.nz/business/360...
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I'm 36 everyone younger than me is GenZ and everyone older than me is a Boomer
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm 36 everyone younger than me is GenZ and everyone older than me is a Boomer
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![Comic. [Two people transferring cargo between a dock and a ship on a cart. A box has fallen off of it into the water labeled “EPIRB: Water-Activated Distress Beacons, 1600 ct”] [caption] “Hello, Coast Guard? We’d like to apologize once again for the 1,600 simultaneous false alarms this morning...”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidpifawma7njovmrjjqs75maq6ggimmrbjcfjtwhfejj65veo32pq@jpeg)
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A trick taught from a follower in an earlier time, an easier age...
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A trick taught from a follower in an earlier time, an easier age...
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If you donate to your local food bank remember your employer might match your donations and double them. Every month I send $50 and they get $100
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you donate to your local food bank remember your employer might match your donations and double them. Every month I send $50 and they get $100
Shout out to the trans right flag, next to the goal, at the Orlando vs Seatttle soccer game
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Shout out to the trans right flag, next to the goal, at the Orlando vs Seatttle soccer game
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oh here we go. I had to search the birdsite for my thread where I cleaned it up and fixed the left bulb.
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
oh here we go. I had to search the birdsite for my thread where I cleaned it up and fixed the left bulb.
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you may not like it, but this is peak computer
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
you may not like it, but this is peak computer
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![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM