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i never posted these here but here are some zelda cdi ganondorfs i did a while back
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 AM
i never posted these here but here are some zelda cdi ganondorfs i did a while back
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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A Normal Magic User
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
A Normal Magic User
My wife just pitched "I've Got a Dog In Me", sung to the tune of You've Got a Friend in Me". No lyrics have been written so far but I'm already convinced it's a winner
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
My wife just pitched "I've Got a Dog In Me", sung to the tune of You've Got a Friend in Me". No lyrics have been written so far but I'm already convinced it's a winner
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Reporter: You frequently criticized Biden for not knowing what was going on in his name, this racist video that was posted on your social media—
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Reporter: You frequently criticized Biden for not knowing what was going on in his name, this racist video that was posted on your social media—
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
Trump: You don’t know what’s going on. I know what’s going on. We know everything.
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Suicide is never the answer
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Suicide is never the answer
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Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
February 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.
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Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
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lol -- Trump tries to introduce the president of the Congo but forgets his name
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
lol -- Trump tries to introduce the president of the Congo but forgets his name
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KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
Had an idea for a bikini design the other day, devestated to find out someone is already making it.
Although, in my version the bottoms are blue like overalls.
Although, in my version the bottoms are blue like overalls.
Minion Face Bikini Set
The bikini top is adorned with the iconic Minion eyes on each cup, giving the bikini a distinctive look. The bikini bottom continues the Minion theme with a smiling mouth printed on the front. Color: ...
luxandluxy.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Had an idea for a bikini design the other day, devestated to find out someone is already making it.
Although, in my version the bottoms are blue like overalls.
Although, in my version the bottoms are blue like overalls.
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you can just give yourself a pass for all the embarrassing things you did in the past, no one else is going to give it to you because they don't remember you doing them
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
you can just give yourself a pass for all the embarrassing things you did in the past, no one else is going to give it to you because they don't remember you doing them
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Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
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Setting things on fire in a city is a great way to kill a bunch of people. Don't do it. Don't defend the people doing it.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Setting things on fire in a city is a great way to kill a bunch of people. Don't do it. Don't defend the people doing it.
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February 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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its unfortunate how funny this is cuz it REAALLY sucks
February 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
its unfortunate how funny this is cuz it REAALLY sucks
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whatever you do don’t ask their age
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
whatever you do don’t ask their age
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Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."