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Alex Firer
@alexfirer.bsky.social
Order the dang Doughboys comic at BeOurKids.com

Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine.
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Issue #3 of the Doughboys is now avail for preorder.
The @doughboys.bsky.social are heading to Chicago to get into some pizza shenanigans.

We got "The Knife" , and cameos from David and Griffin of @blankcheck.bsky.social! We got Moo and Oink in this! We got Lou Thiccmanis!!

tinyurl.com/yc3vs57c
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damn this bed is so comfy i hope it fuckemg kills me
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This is from a party that wouldn't endorse Zohran.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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@fallenlights.net was kind enough to share this with me, and thus, I spread the wealth.
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Tonight's PBS premiere of Ken Burns' new series "The American Revolution" doubles as an attention-grabbing statement, months after Trump succeeded in stripping away all federal funding for public broadcasting in the US. The message is clear: "We are still here." 🧵 www.cnn.com/2025/11/16/m...
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
(terrifying imposing voice) LANDMAN!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Getting "butthole infinity" tattooed on my arm so people know my political alignment.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Really ready to try and see if the “for richer” section of my marry vows will hold. It’s never been tested.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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A knock-on effect of Trump suddenly looking weak is people feel emboldened to push back against his flunkies too. Turns out the media knows exactly how to do this when they want to
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?

HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--

KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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i'm sorry but we really should just grind the entire country to a halt until we break this fucking monstrous apparatus. this shit is insane. it's insane to go to work while this is happening
Coercive sterilization in ICE detention. Eugenics.
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This lady is not your friend.
@atrupar.com need to post this one here too
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
well well well Marjorie Taylor Greene, look who could use our space laser now. Well you're not getting it. We need to circumcise a baby from 4000 miles from the atmosphere.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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No Its famously about subtraction specifically subtracting from your opponents turnout, this does not translate to gaining votes
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Twitter:
-Made Olivia Nuzzi famous
-Gave Trump a platform
-Did not get me a TV job on beloved six season comedy sitcom Community.

Overall, a net negative.
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Right now Gavin Newsom and buttegieg are working on a tight five about opening the big tent to Nazi pedophiles while talking sensible concentration camps. We need hard subtraction of fascists in every place of power and in the public square
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Politician is about subtraction when dealing with Nazis, sorry bitch! Don’t want them it need them,if you want “persuasion” join Ezra Klein and Chuck Schumer in trying to suck the dicks of people who talk about their end goal being you murder everyday haaa
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Dems can't win on affordability unless they say they're willing to close the loopholes and tax the rich.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Bisexual icon Donald Trump is in the news again and yuh oh
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If you watch the new Eddie Murput documentary there’s a scene where he compared Ridiculousness TV to Alejandro Jodrowsky.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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i deeply love WIRED and their reporting, but that ed zitron piece was one of the most bad faith, head scratchingly bizarre pieces i’ve ever read
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Before anyone gets too carried away here.
Anthony Fauci says Marjorie Taylor Greene drove death threats against him
Ex-leader of US Covid response said congresswoman and Fox News sparked ‘credible death threats’ against him and his family
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM