alexandxor
@alexandxor.bsky.social
they/them. [email protected]
men with tits rt if u agree
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
men with tits rt if u agree
Reposted by alexandxor
when you have more than you need, dont build a taller fence; build a longer bed
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
when you have more than you need, dont build a taller fence; build a longer bed
anyone wanna let me feel the rain on their skin for them
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
anyone wanna let me feel the rain on their skin for them
when you have more than you need, dont build a taller fence; build a longer bed
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
when you have more than you need, dont build a taller fence; build a longer bed
Reposted by alexandxor
you don't rip out a girl's heart / without cracking a few ribs
BLOOD ON THE LENS PART 2
listen to the full album on bandcamp now. also, purchase it. with money, if you want to
BLOOD ON THE LENS PART 2
listen to the full album on bandcamp now. also, purchase it. with money, if you want to
Blood On The Lens Part 2, by Jana H-S
14 track album
janah-s.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
you don't rip out a girl's heart / without cracking a few ribs
BLOOD ON THE LENS PART 2
listen to the full album on bandcamp now. also, purchase it. with money, if you want to
BLOOD ON THE LENS PART 2
listen to the full album on bandcamp now. also, purchase it. with money, if you want to
Reposted by alexandxor
Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
happy shanksgiving everyone i hope someone stabs him again
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
happy shanksgiving everyone i hope someone stabs him again
Reposted by alexandxor
and the first thing you think to ask is "did my dad build this"
August 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
and the first thing you think to ask is "did my dad build this"
Reposted by alexandxor
whats the worst name for a therapist
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
whats the worst name for a therapist
i am going to invent girl dialectical materialism
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i am going to invent girl dialectical materialism
Reposted by alexandxor
Reposted by alexandxor
insurance play where you try to convince the girl on the phone that your plan covers full orgasms
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
insurance play where you try to convince the girl on the phone that your plan covers full orgasms
i'm so horny today it's about to become a medical crisis
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i'm so horny today it's about to become a medical crisis
Reposted by alexandxor
the only way this could be funnier is if it caused a "blue alert" that texted everyone in the state to let them know this guy blew his own balls off
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
the only way this could be funnier is if it caused a "blue alert" that texted everyone in the state to let them know this guy blew his own balls off
Reposted by alexandxor
when life gives you twinks... make twinkies
August 15, 2023 at 9:40 PM
when life gives you twinks... make twinkies
Reposted by alexandxor
its TDOR so hug your bbs tight and love the shit out of your trans fam
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
its TDOR so hug your bbs tight and love the shit out of your trans fam
im costco
Accidentally text my wife "Im Costco" instead of any of the operative words I meant to include
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
im costco
Reposted by alexandxor
YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHITS U DONT TAKE
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHITS U DONT TAKE
Reposted by alexandxor
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
Reposted by alexandxor
if the mods really cared, they'd invent unspillable jice
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
if the mods really cared, they'd invent unspillable jice
Reposted by alexandxor
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
if the mods really cared, they'd invent unspillable jice
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
if the mods really cared, they'd invent unspillable jice
Reposted by alexandxor
oh, they stopped making horses a while back
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
oh, they stopped making horses a while back
Reposted by alexandxor
gay sex? I'd rather have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
November 13, 2024 at 6:43 PM
gay sex? I'd rather have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
Reposted by alexandxor
Welcome to Bluesky! Here’s a gun.
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Welcome to Bluesky! Here’s a gun.