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2002 American animated adventure comedy (dir. Chris Wedge)

2002 American animated adventure comedy (dir. Chris Wedge)

2002 American animated adventure comedy (dir. Chris Wedge)

2002 American animated adventure comedy (dir. Chris Wedge)

2002 American animated adventure comedy (dir. Chris Wedge)
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are

* Elaborate Metaphor For Time Escaping Between Our Fingers

* Elderly King Divides His Realm

* Jennifer Lopez Smiles Directly Into The Camera And I Forget The Rest Of The Movie

* Worthwhile Canadian Initiative

* and DAVID THEWLIS as
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

Boring Profession is Actually Thrilling
Aging Actress is a Fabulous Bitch
Tom Cruise Chasing Someone
Stupid Sexy Meryl Streep
I’m Not Too Smart to Laugh at That, Actually
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
why does everything have to be AI all the time forever

:(
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In the Reddit app, the search bar when viewing posts now has seemingly AI-generated search suggestions based on post content.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
*leaps at your hand and headbutts it to prevent you from hitting ‘Post’*
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A B-Lister (or C-Lister? D-Lister?) like Nick Long Jr. Look at his article - fairly brief, only two references and two external links, and two movies out of seven that don’t have articles. Wouldn’t be hard to make one up in-between Hearts of Men (1915) and The Corner Grocer (1916).
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Looking over Wikipedia hoax articles. If I were to write one (I won’t) I think I’d make it a lost silent film. Who can verify the authenticity if it’s obscure enough and linked to only one B-List actor?

Although it might get deleted for lack of notability before the hoax would even be discovered…
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Bluesky needs a Twitter Spaces equivalent. Y’all should be allowed to hear my inane ramblings morning and night
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Occasionally when I’m awake far past my usual bed time, like tonight, I wonder if I’ll sleep again…
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I love my posts :)
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky! Here’s a gun.
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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my wife took my charitableness in the divorce
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me and who
“Portrait of Rebecca Orne” by Joseph Badger (American) – Oil on canvas / 1757 – Worcester Art Museum (Massachusetts) #WomenInArt #art #artText #artwork #ColonialArt #AmericanArt #18thCenturyArt #WorcesterArtMuseum #Portraiture #NewEnglandHistory #ArtHistory #BlueskyArt #GirlsInArt #AmericanArtist
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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they said it was impossible to push trump left but now he’s a ‘the chart says you’re not poor’ guy
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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You shouldn’t be allowed to get a big gulp if you’re under 5’2
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
FACT: Licorice was originally used as building material
FACT: Chipmunks cannot be trusted
FACT: American tap water is laced with sea monkeys
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There’s an old saying in Shakespeare - I know it’s in Congreve, probably in Shakespeare - that says, Heaven has no rage like…like love to hatred turned. Nor Hell a Fur- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ensign Ro my queeeeeeeen
The crew of the old seventeen-oh-one-dee!

#StarTrek
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Instagram loves to be like “here’s a post from three weeks ago. Like it and the uploader will think you’re a creep”
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
365 days strong!
I look like the kind of squirrel who would be maintaining a Reddit streak
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I’ve come up with a name for a hypothetical girlfriend/fiancée/wife/ex-wife to use when writing out plans for my life:

Raquel Francine O’Shaughnessy
November 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“Subreddit micro-celebrity” is a terrible internet archetype to encounter
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A solid, decent-paying job and a solid, decent-paying relationship would fix me
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Life your life in a way that produces good Jeopardy! anecdotes
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM