alexandxor
@alexandxor.bsky.social
they/them. [email protected]
inventing a new kink called "outcest"
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
inventing a new kink called "outcest"
my tongue's the only muscle in your body that works harder than your heart
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
my tongue's the only muscle in your body that works harder than your heart
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So many people in the replies & quotes asking if this is the worst a Cybertruck could possibly become, and I regret to inform them that my incredibly damaged brain instantly came up with the perfect iteration on how to make this worse:
Ahegao Labubu Cybertruck
Ahegao Labubu Cybertruck
i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So many people in the replies & quotes asking if this is the worst a Cybertruck could possibly become, and I regret to inform them that my incredibly damaged brain instantly came up with the perfect iteration on how to make this worse:
Ahegao Labubu Cybertruck
Ahegao Labubu Cybertruck
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my butthole is craving some pussy rn
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
my butthole is craving some pussy rn
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i believe i am wife
i believe i am lena wife
i wife about it wife and day
wife wife wife wife wife im gay
i believe i am lena wife
i wife about it wife and day
wife wife wife wife wife im gay
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i believe i am wife
i believe i am lena wife
i wife about it wife and day
wife wife wife wife wife im gay
i believe i am lena wife
i wife about it wife and day
wife wife wife wife wife im gay
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yea idk i dont rly wanna learn how to be a woman. im just vibe transitioning by taking chatHRT
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
yea idk i dont rly wanna learn how to be a woman. im just vibe transitioning by taking chatHRT
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when i get out of the shower my wings are usually heavy and sopping wet. i dont have enough space to stretch them out in the bathroom, so i pat them down with a separate towel and then hurry back to my room. thankfully there's enough space there to stretch them all the way out
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
when i get out of the shower my wings are usually heavy and sopping wet. i dont have enough space to stretch them out in the bathroom, so i pat them down with a separate towel and then hurry back to my room. thankfully there's enough space there to stretch them all the way out
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Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Making capitalists “pay their fair share into society” means all of it. They do not produce. They own. Their fair share is nothing. Labor is entitled to all it creates. It’s important we understand this.
they left bsky because they couldnt handle the truth
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
they left bsky because they couldnt handle the truth
happy health insurance adjustment day 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
happy health insurance adjustment day 🥰
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a bloo bloo bloo bloo waaaah i’m a big baby someone leave me at a fire station
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
a bloo bloo bloo bloo waaaah i’m a big baby someone leave me at a fire station
i take my hrt every night bc i need my beauty sleep
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i take my hrt every night bc i need my beauty sleep
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boycotting the December fetish night because it's Christmas themed. make it Saturnalia you cowards
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
boycotting the December fetish night because it's Christmas themed. make it Saturnalia you cowards
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Bacon lettuce tomato cocks
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bacon lettuce tomato cocks
BLTs are good but i wanna make BLTCs
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
BLTs are good but i wanna make BLTCs
grep would be a beautiful name for a girl
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
grep would be a beautiful name for a girl
the "jk" is short for "just kill". so it comes out looking like "just kill ________" with whatever the next word is there
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
the "jk" is short for "just kill". so it comes out looking like "just kill ________" with whatever the next word is there
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Reverse cowgirl so I can eat shredded cheese out the bag without your eyes judging me
August 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reverse cowgirl so I can eat shredded cheese out the bag without your eyes judging me
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i am not wife pilled enough, it's too low
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i am not wife pilled enough, it's too low
[talking to my car's engine] so... is there a cylinder mr. fire?
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
[talking to my car's engine] so... is there a cylinder mr. fire?
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Hey if you’re in Michigan there’s a public hearing on 12/3 about the data center they’re trying to fast track in Saline and we should all call and tell them why this is a terrible idea!
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hey if you’re in Michigan there’s a public hearing on 12/3 about the data center they’re trying to fast track in Saline and we should all call and tell them why this is a terrible idea!
lone wolf? no i said im a moan wolf. awoooooohhhhhhhh~
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
lone wolf? no i said im a moan wolf. awoooooohhhhhhhh~
i disagree strongly that "hating donald trump" is "good enough" but Salinas is also endorsed by the AFL-CIO & several local unions
HOUSTON! I’m encouraging EVERYBODY to go out TODAY and vote ALEJANDRA SALINAS to be your next Houston City Councilmember! While some may not know everything about her or this race, I can attest that SHE (unlike her opponent) HATES DONALD TRUMP, which should be good enough for all of us! THANK YOU!
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i disagree strongly that "hating donald trump" is "good enough" but Salinas is also endorsed by the AFL-CIO & several local unions
my butthole is craving some pussy rn
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
my butthole is craving some pussy rn