Alex
@alex-is-annoying.bsky.social
he/him 🏳️⚧️
i moved to ohio for 4 years 10 years ago
i moved to ohio for 4 years 10 years ago
my shift was so suspiciously chill that i was anxious that one of my patients was going to try to die all night because it had to be a trick not just the stars aligning to give us both a low census and low acuity patients.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
my shift was so suspiciously chill that i was anxious that one of my patients was going to try to die all night because it had to be a trick not just the stars aligning to give us both a low census and low acuity patients.
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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one of my spicy takes, for example, is that limits on strikes are unconstitutional under the 13th Amendment, because if we have a right to be free from forced labor, we must necessarily have a right to stop working and negotiate the conditions of our labor
I been saying I don't think Republicans are uniquely capable of creative legal thinking
personally I would like to see more 'if you wanna act funny, I can act hilarious'-type legal arguments in furtherance of good things
personally I would like to see more 'if you wanna act funny, I can act hilarious'-type legal arguments in furtherance of good things
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
one of my spicy takes, for example, is that limits on strikes are unconstitutional under the 13th Amendment, because if we have a right to be free from forced labor, we must necessarily have a right to stop working and negotiate the conditions of our labor
i’ve realized that when i’m improvising a meal if i don’t make salmon or a stir fry i end up reinventing the flavor profile of an italian hoagie from first principles basically every time.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i’ve realized that when i’m improvising a meal if i don’t make salmon or a stir fry i end up reinventing the flavor profile of an italian hoagie from first principles basically every time.
being able to buy weed at a store is great but i now have so many small-medium glass jars that i have to figure out what to do with which was not a problem when i was buying from a 36 year old juggalo.
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 AM
being able to buy weed at a store is great but i now have so many small-medium glass jars that i have to figure out what to do with which was not a problem when i was buying from a 36 year old juggalo.
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
noticing that i’m starting to get wrinkles while applying my prescription acne medicine feels like a perfect encapsulation of the physical experience of being 28.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
noticing that i’m starting to get wrinkles while applying my prescription acne medicine feels like a perfect encapsulation of the physical experience of being 28.
people say my family isn’t traditional because my parents are liberals in an interracial relationship and i’m trans but my sister died the same year i started T. what could be more traditional than starting a year with 2 daughters and ending it with 0, those are 1700s numbers!
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
people say my family isn’t traditional because my parents are liberals in an interracial relationship and i’m trans but my sister died the same year i started T. what could be more traditional than starting a year with 2 daughters and ending it with 0, those are 1700s numbers!
the autistic desire to speak as precisely as possible vs the desire to colloquialize the verb form of google to the point that they lose trademark protection fighting when i tell someone i looked something up because my default search engine is duckduckgo.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the autistic desire to speak as precisely as possible vs the desire to colloquialize the verb form of google to the point that they lose trademark protection fighting when i tell someone i looked something up because my default search engine is duckduckgo.
Googling “are clementines dangerous for cats” because i made the mistake of trying to play fetch with my cat while i was having a snack.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Googling “are clementines dangerous for cats” because i made the mistake of trying to play fetch with my cat while i was having a snack.
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Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
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I see a lot of people celebrating dick cheney's death without giving any consideration to the important questions, like: was he pierced through the heart with a silver stake? was his mouth stuffed with garlic and his head removed?
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I see a lot of people celebrating dick cheney's death without giving any consideration to the important questions, like: was he pierced through the heart with a silver stake? was his mouth stuffed with garlic and his head removed?
i became politically aware when i was like 8 because i didn’t sleep and just listened to NPR all night and i am having a GREAT time filling all of my friends who are younger than me/my age but normal on Bush administration lore on this momentous day.
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i became politically aware when i was like 8 because i didn’t sleep and just listened to NPR all night and i am having a GREAT time filling all of my friends who are younger than me/my age but normal on Bush administration lore on this momentous day.
i have driven the same 2008 volvo station wagon since i got my license in 2016 and i love my my new car but it feels a little too much like i’m at the helm of a fucking spaceship.
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i have driven the same 2008 volvo station wagon since i got my license in 2016 and i love my my new car but it feels a little too much like i’m at the helm of a fucking spaceship.
I realized that I still had my work phone in my pocket when I pulled into my garage this morning, I damn near shut the door to let the car run thinking about how I was going to have to drive back and trek through the hospital to get up to the unit to return it.
September 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I realized that I still had my work phone in my pocket when I pulled into my garage this morning, I damn near shut the door to let the car run thinking about how I was going to have to drive back and trek through the hospital to get up to the unit to return it.
Tonight I puked into a trash can in front of the patient I was sitting 1:1 with and a coworker as she walked into the room which is embarrassing but at least now nobody can question my commitment to sparklemotion/patient supervision.
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tonight I puked into a trash can in front of the patient I was sitting 1:1 with and a coworker as she walked into the room which is embarrassing but at least now nobody can question my commitment to sparklemotion/patient supervision.
i’m drafting on vibes alone but at least my team name is good
September 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i’m drafting on vibes alone but at least my team name is good
the gender euphoria of realizing that i never considered using the women’s room out of desperation when both men’s room stalls were occupied almost made up for the several minutes i spent trying not to piss my pants pacing the aisles of a sheetz
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the gender euphoria of realizing that i never considered using the women’s room out of desperation when both men’s room stalls were occupied almost made up for the several minutes i spent trying not to piss my pants pacing the aisles of a sheetz
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Announcement tomorrow, 2PM.
September 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Announcement tomorrow, 2PM.
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i hope he's not dead yet but he's in really bad shape and he's got RFK trying out all kinds of weird cures on him that cause him a ton of pain and definitely don't help even a little
August 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i hope he's not dead yet but he's in really bad shape and he's got RFK trying out all kinds of weird cures on him that cause him a ton of pain and definitely don't help even a little
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i'm not a trans activist i'm just trans and don't like you
August 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i'm not a trans activist i'm just trans and don't like you