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Alban Agnoux
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
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Photo of a book cover. It says: "Exercises for Gentlemen: 50 Exercises to Do With Your Suit On." The authors are Alfred Olsen and M. Ellsworth Olsen
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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anjalikdayal.bsky.social
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An Edward Gorey illustration of gothic Edwardian figures in winter gear lining up to trim a Christmas tree. There are two adult men and two adult women, and two children, all holding ornaments. The adults are black and white; the children and the ornaments are in color—reds, greens, golds only. At the front of the line is an alligator, green and standing on his face legs like people, delicately placing a red ornament on a Christmas tree that’s partially visible the corner of the image, and already partially trimmed. The people seem to be waiting patiently for the alligator to finish. There is a grand house behind them in the distance.
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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kocobe.fr
"Des yaourts pour Nicolas Sarkozy" (Dans le style des affiches "Zohran Mamdani for New York")
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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ericvernay.bsky.social
"Un mois après son chien Muffin, Sylvie Vartan pleure Tchéky Karyo, un compagnon inoubliable. 💔" ➡️ https://l.purepeople.com/BAG
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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languedepute.bsky.social
C'est français c'est la sécurité informatique française.
perryodontal.bsky.social Perry Areolar @perryodontal.bsky.social · Nov 3
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

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according to the liberation newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: "the password of the louvre's video surveillance server was simply " louvre. "
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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theonion.com
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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pochep.bsky.social
#mangue
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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cubidou.bsky.social
Selon mes informations, Nicolas Sarkozy serait en train d'utiliser le Comte de Monte Cristo en deux volumes ainsi que la biographie de Jésus par Jean-Christian Petitfils pour se confectionner une sorte de "nid" en papier-mâché.

Les surveillants restent perplexe face à ce comportement inhabituel.
October 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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carrietait.bsky.social
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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karaswisher.bsky.social
No notes
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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ktumulty.bsky.social
My favorite sign at the Montclair NJ No Kings today:
October 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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atrupar.com
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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michelpimpant.bsky.social
AMAP et Tae Kwon do : pourquoi choisir ? Découvrez une nouvelle approche des légumineuses.
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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padrepio.bsky.social
À deux doigts d'inventer le tram.
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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languedepute.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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greatdismal.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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ernie.tedium.co
All hail the best patent drawing ever
An image from a patent filing (US4656917) for a “musical instrument support” that allows a guitarist to utilize a tapping technique more easily. The patent drawing is of the device’s credited creator, Eddie Van Halen. Source: https://patents.google.com/patent/US4656917
September 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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taigasangare.bsky.social
Pourquoi tant de laine ?
September 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
have a seat in the coat chair. i'll get us a snack from my outfit cabinet
A wooden chair. The back is shaped in a way that looks like a tailored jacket is hanging on the back of the chair. A close up of the chair details showing the wooden buttons and lapels. A cabinet shaped like a green striped button-up shirt with brown pants. A close up of the cabinet details showing the shirt buttons, collar, and pant pockets.
August 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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fayzaa.bsky.social
je voulais que ça soit un fake et en fait non, c'est un vrai produit we're so cooked
dralasite.bsky.social Dralasite @dralasite.bsky.social · Aug 15
N'oublions pas le babybel tactique, avec supplément de protéines pour les vrais hommes!
Un filet de fromages babybel, chacun enveloppé dans de la cire noire plutôt que rouge et avec un logo en forme d'éclair. L'étiquette vante un rajout minime de protéines.
August 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Félix Vallotton
August 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Norman Keene
August 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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miladyoscar.bsky.social
C’est une nouvelle tendance : le pauvring
Baisse de fréquentation de 15 à 20% des restaurants
July 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM