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Akimbo
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I'm a particle, a minute quantity of matter, the least possible amount of data
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Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"There's someone in the future wishing upon a future star

That they could travel back in time to precisely where you are"
Me, reading and studying history: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me, realizing I am living through a historical event: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Got a short little span of attention and, woah, my nights are so long
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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my sex life implies my sex death
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Saddest Factory
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Feels good, don't it? A whole new component to ruining your atonement.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I think “The Smashing Machine” should have been a title for a Wallace and Gromit film instead.
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I was playing some lunchtime Marvel Snap and was about to play double Infinaut against @bullseye-qwerty.bsky.social when my app completely crashed. I guess it's back to work. 😭
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The scar went away and my memories changed

No, it wouldn't be great to be back in 1998
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The problem is you, the problem is me, and we're at the crest of the 💩 🌊, baby.
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Sports Night
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Cloud City is a good vape shop name.
September 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A man, a plan, a canal, napalm
August 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I can deal with some psychic pain, if it'll slow down my higher brain
August 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone?
August 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
August 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Some of it was true
August 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM