KemperB
@akakemperb.bsky.social
I used to read and review books. Now I just stare at the wall. I also hate leaf blowers.
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KemperB
@akakemperb.bsky.social
· Apr 15
The problem with rich people going to space is that they keep coming back.
Seems low.
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Seems low.
Come on, Train Dreams! We're better than Florida at the very least...
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Come on, Train Dreams! We're better than Florida at the very least...
Holy shit!! Park Chan-wook made an adaptation of Donald Westlake's The Ax?!? Why wasn't I told about this sooner?!? youtu.be/HKZpuG_ezvY?...
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Holy shit!! Park Chan-wook made an adaptation of Donald Westlake's The Ax?!? Why wasn't I told about this sooner?!? youtu.be/HKZpuG_ezvY?...
I have tricked Spotify into thinking I'm a teenager...
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have tricked Spotify into thinking I'm a teenager...
Another year of @whmpodcast.bsky.social topping my Spotify warp up.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Another year of @whmpodcast.bsky.social topping my Spotify warp up.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
If you're lucky enough to have Wake Up Dead Man playing near you, check it out in the theater before it hits Netflix. Another fun & twisty whodunit from Rian Johnson with a great cast. More Benoit Blanc myteries, please. 🕵♂️
It’s a beautiful Monday to be in movie theaters! Thanks to all who came out this weekend - spread the good word, we’re just getting started. Theater finder link in my pinned post ⏰💀🎟️🙌🏻#WakeUpDeadMan
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If you're lucky enough to have Wake Up Dead Man playing near you, check it out in the theater before it hits Netflix. Another fun & twisty whodunit from Rian Johnson with a great cast. More Benoit Blanc myteries, please. 🕵♂️
More proof that we live in hell.
If “All I Want For Christmas Is You” hits No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 again this year, Mariah Carey will tie—and may eventually break—the all-time record for most weeks atop the chart.
Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ May Pass These 2 Songs For Most Weeks At No. 1 On Billboard
If “All I Want For Christmas Is You” hits No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 again this year, Mariah Carey will tie—and may eventually break—the all-time record for most weeks atop the chart.
www.forbes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
More proof that we live in hell.
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
The orange vandal who lives in my house has destroyed 3 rolls of toilet paper this week so extreme measures had to be taken. #cat #orangecat
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The orange vandal who lives in my house has destroyed 3 rolls of toilet paper this week so extreme measures had to be taken. #cat #orangecat
"A young James Bond, wearing a tuxedo, walks into the bar of a fancy casino and orders a martini, shaken, not stirred." Fixed it for you. Pay me, and I'll write the rest of the script.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"A young James Bond, wearing a tuxedo, walks into the bar of a fancy casino and orders a martini, shaken, not stirred." Fixed it for you. Pay me, and I'll write the rest of the script.
I hope when I eventually end up in a Trump concentration camp, that Chuck Schumer is chained up next to me just so I can punch him right in the fucking mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I hope when I eventually end up in a Trump concentration camp, that Chuck Schumer is chained up next to me just so I can punch him right in the fucking mouth.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nobody in American politics hates their own voters more than the Democratic Party
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.
Please continue to eat my ass.
Please continue to eat my ass.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
I'm shocked that one of these evil old fucks finally died. Rest in piss.
BREAKING: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents of US history, dies at 84.
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents of US history, dies at 84
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died at age 84. The hard-charging conservative became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents and a leading advocate for the invasion of Iraq.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm shocked that one of these evil old fucks finally died. Rest in piss.
Christmas?!? In this economy? I think not...
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Christmas?!? In this economy? I think not...
My official spooky season viewing list in order of how much I liked them. It's a mix of new-to-me and rewatches. I blame the real stinkers on @whmpodcast.bsky.social. (Especially Leprechaun: In the Hood which had no competition for last place.)
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My official spooky season viewing list in order of how much I liked them. It's a mix of new-to-me and rewatches. I blame the real stinkers on @whmpodcast.bsky.social. (Especially Leprechaun: In the Hood which had no competition for last place.)