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KemperB

@akakemperb.bsky.social

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I used to read and review books. Now I just stare at the wall. I also hate leaf blowers.

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · Apr 15

The problem with rich people going to space is that they keep coming back.

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 4h

Woo hoo!

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 7h

I have a very bad feeling about this...

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Nihilist Arby’s @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social · 1d

I never thought living in a rapidly deteriorating societal death spiral would be this fucking stupid.

Eat whatever

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 3d

He needs to make a theme song for you on one of the lost soundtrack albums he's doing.

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 5d

You're only 4 years younger than me...

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 5d

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future. (I'm getting very close to achieving it.)

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 5d

And then we go down to Freemont St. for the after-party.

KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 6d

One of my favorite parts of the Halloween season is the We Hate Movies gang doing their annual Spooktacular. Check it out if you like scary movies, jokes, and profanity.

We Hate Movies @whmpodcast.bsky.social · 6d

If you're looking for some film recs to kick your Scary Season into high gear, be sure to check out this playlist filled with some of our fave Halloween Spooktacular episodes! audioboom.com/playlists/46...

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 7d

Get the fuck out of here with this nonsense.

KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 7d

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 9d

Eat shit.

KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 11d

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KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 11d

Not THAT shitty...

KemperB @akakemperb.bsky.social · 11d

I've been on a real viewing heater since last weekend. One Battle After Another, the final eps of Andor, and Weapons. It's almost too much high quality to take in. Better watch something shitty to lower the average.