Jay
aihal.bsky.social
Jay
@aihal.bsky.social
"I might keep some goats."

Ursula K Le Guin, 1929 - forever
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You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place

Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

The Reasonably Attractive South
Slightly diminish a band:

Ben Folds Four Point Nine
Slightly diminish a band:

Okay-ish Young Cannibals
August 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
papam, papam, I see it the smoke
papam, papam, the Holy Spirit has awoooooke
papam, and gifted us a pope,
papam, papam, he woke or broke?, pa-pam...
(Kylie Minpoupe)
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Sitting on a little regional Italian train, reading Murderbot with CHVRCHES in my ears as little hilltop Tuscan towns roll by, and feeling pretty fucking serene I tell you
March 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
When you fuck up so badly that the Ribble Valley goes, Christ, even we aren't that Tory.
July 5, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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strange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually sounds like a pretty decent alternative right now
July 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Aaaargh. Dear Saltsea Chronicles, if you're going to have a narrative video game, have a bloody resolution!!
March 2, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Boy, Steam, it would be kinda nice if the LGBTQ tag wasn't 40% crass porn games.
February 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Still enjoying Saltsea Chronicles, but my god that card game is a chore. I don't know if I'm just bad at it or the AI partner is intentionally stupid, but it's like Bridge if Bridge came with random card values and a penalty for winning too much.
February 21, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Started Saltsea Chronicles, because one can never have too many visual novels centred around post-apocalyptic community and interpersonality (Citizen Sleeper, I Was A Teenage Exocolonist, etc., etc.)
February 18, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Flu update: spent my energy spoons for today going into town to buy a shirt and tie for the funeral on Thursday that at this rate I will not be going to 🙃
February 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Flu update: slept 12 hours last night, left the house today for the first time since Tuesday, and made it alllll the way to the Tesco at the end of the road. Then had to make dinner at breakneck speed before the last of my energy drained away. Going to be a fun weekend 🙃
February 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Day four of feeling like death warmed over woop woop
January 31, 2024 at 10:01 PM
There just is never enough time in the day for all the nothing I always end up doing.
January 30, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Still one of my favourite panels. #WicDiv
January 29, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Finally watching Resurrections and it's basically to The Matrix what The Force Awakens wishes it had been to A New Hope, except with like half the Sense8 cast and the luminosity that is Carrie Anne Moss.
January 25, 2024 at 11:09 PM