The Elusive Jessi B. 🧶🎲🍄📔
@ahumblebard.bsky.social
Yarnbender, stationery hoarder, dice goblin, and general nerd. Your friendly neighborhood Cryptid. Tell your pets I said hi. she/her
GNU Valentine; GNU Amber; GNU Dustin
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I mean I'd rather play D&D with Matthew Lillard than with Quentin Tarantino, who seems like he'd be a Greatest Hits of all the worst horror stories about problem players EVER.
Also, Lillard could have played Richard Gecko with his eyes closed, but Tarantino could NEVER have been Stevo.
Also, Lillard could have played Richard Gecko with his eyes closed, but Tarantino could NEVER have been Stevo.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I mean I'd rather play D&D with Matthew Lillard than with Quentin Tarantino, who seems like he'd be a Greatest Hits of all the worst horror stories about problem players EVER.
Also, Lillard could have played Richard Gecko with his eyes closed, but Tarantino could NEVER have been Stevo.
Also, Lillard could have played Richard Gecko with his eyes closed, but Tarantino could NEVER have been Stevo.
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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Reposting the alt-text. Tennessee is gerrymandered as hell.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Reposting the alt-text. Tennessee is gerrymandered as hell.
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If you have family & friends in Tennessee, please encourage them to vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social ! This whole country needs her to win!
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you have family & friends in Tennessee, please encourage them to vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social ! This whole country needs her to win!
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
In other news, our fridge picked a helluva time to start leaking.
FUCK.
FUCK.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In other news, our fridge picked a helluva time to start leaking.
FUCK.
FUCK.
oh, she's *heavy* folks 🧶
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
oh, she's *heavy* folks 🧶
Last couple of days have been filled with cooking and eating, so today it's "knit and put off doing the dishes" for me.
Making a squishy scarf, dead easy. Cast on a multiple of 3 (I cast on 21), and then knit-knit-purl every row. Needle size/yarn weight doesn't matter, but I went bulky for this.
Making a squishy scarf, dead easy. Cast on a multiple of 3 (I cast on 21), and then knit-knit-purl every row. Needle size/yarn weight doesn't matter, but I went bulky for this.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Last couple of days have been filled with cooking and eating, so today it's "knit and put off doing the dishes" for me.
Making a squishy scarf, dead easy. Cast on a multiple of 3 (I cast on 21), and then knit-knit-purl every row. Needle size/yarn weight doesn't matter, but I went bulky for this.
Making a squishy scarf, dead easy. Cast on a multiple of 3 (I cast on 21), and then knit-knit-purl every row. Needle size/yarn weight doesn't matter, but I went bulky for this.
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they are all so fucking fragile
Marjorie Taylor Greene managed to tolerate being subjected to the sort of abuse, that she has subjected trans people to for years, for approximately one week.
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
they are all so fucking fragile
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Please don’t like my posts.
Repost them.
We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
Vote @aftynbehn.bsky.social
Repost them.
We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
Vote @aftynbehn.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Please don’t like my posts.
Repost them.
We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
Vote @aftynbehn.bsky.social
Repost them.
We need to reach the people in #TN07 #Nashville #Tennessee
If you have friends there, call them.
We need to improve #turnout and #awareness of this special election.
Vote @aftynbehn.bsky.social
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
‘Democrats are going to come to regret this’: After Epstein vote, Trump ready to attack
The White House is frustrated about being backed into a corner on the Epstein vote. They plan to punish Democrats for it.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Donald Trump doesn't want to release the Epstein files because he's in the files.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Trump is in the files because he was "best friends" with Epstein for years.
He was "best friends" with Epstein for years because they were abusing women and girls together.
His attacks won't change any of that.
Just found out that one of my favorite professors from undergrad passed this morning. Absolutely heartbreaking. The world is a little darker and colder today. Rest easy, Dr. Briggs. You'll be sorely missed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just found out that one of my favorite professors from undergrad passed this morning. Absolutely heartbreaking. The world is a little darker and colder today. Rest easy, Dr. Briggs. You'll be sorely missed.
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Full credit for the first line of the article, quoted in the link preview, being "no."
Are Colorado’s vote-counting machines inaccurate?
Are Colorado's vote-counting machines inaccurate?
No. Annual audits for the past six years show that Colorado vote-counting systems had an accuracy of over 99.99%.
coloradosun.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Full credit for the first line of the article, quoted in the link preview, being "no."
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I’m crying
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m crying
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November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
if a machine ever told me I was 'goated with the sauce' I would start the Butlerian Jihad.
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Gentlefolk of Bluesky,
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
🚨Happy Early Voting Day, Tennessee🚨
to all those who celebrate in western Nashville area
Davidson County (Nashville), Montgomery County (Clarksville), Williamson County (Franklin) & parts of Middle and West Tennessee
VOTE to elect AFTYN BEHN for U.S. Congress
Representing Tennessee's 7th district
to all those who celebrate in western Nashville area
Davidson County (Nashville), Montgomery County (Clarksville), Williamson County (Franklin) & parts of Middle and West Tennessee
VOTE to elect AFTYN BEHN for U.S. Congress
Representing Tennessee's 7th district
POLLS ARE OPEN! 🗳️
Early voting has started for the TN-7 special congressional election in Tennessee! 😍
Check to see if you live in TN-7👇🏻
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Check to see if you live in TN-7👇🏻
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November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gentlefolk of Bluesky,
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
With AZ Rep. Adelita Grijalva now sworn in U.S. House
please direct your attention to the great state of Tennessee, the 7th U.S. Congressional district
Did you know about this special election?
Vote to elect AFTYN BEHN TN-7
@aftynbehn.bsky.social
Early voting began today💙
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I didn't even realize this was a thing. Check your settings. Rude is subjective and seems to be being applied real goofy 🙃
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I didn't even realize this was a thing. Check your settings. Rude is subjective and seems to be being applied real goofy 🙃
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The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.