The Elusive Jessi B. 🧶🎲🍄📔
@ahumblebard.bsky.social
Yarnbender, stationery hoarder, dice goblin, and general nerd. Your friendly neighborhood Cryptid. Tell your pets I said hi. she/her
GNU Valentine; GNU Amber; GNU Dustin
GNU Valentine; GNU Amber; GNU Dustin
Maybe he's moved on from feet and his new thing is just being yelled at on the internet?
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Maybe he's moved on from feet and his new thing is just being yelled at on the internet?
Right?! The man has range that "oooh I'm so edgy and I like feet, and I write roles for myself where I say the n-word with a hard r for no damn reason" Tarantino could never approach.
Plus he just seems COOL, you know? Not just cool, but kind.
Plus he just seems COOL, you know? Not just cool, but kind.
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Right?! The man has range that "oooh I'm so edgy and I like feet, and I write roles for myself where I say the n-word with a hard r for no damn reason" Tarantino could never approach.
Plus he just seems COOL, you know? Not just cool, but kind.
Plus he just seems COOL, you know? Not just cool, but kind.
Thank you!! I had a lovely chill day off, where I did precisely No Things. 10/10, highly recommend.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thank you!! I had a lovely chill day off, where I did precisely No Things. 10/10, highly recommend.
Reposted by The Elusive Jessi B. 🧶🎲🍄📔
I never thought I'd say this but I really hope this is a shitty AI.
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I never thought I'd say this but I really hope this is a shitty AI.
What in the *Get Out* is this spread?! This is a kitchen that has never heard of seasoning. Or flavor. That poor mac and [error 404 cheese not found].
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
What in the *Get Out* is this spread?! This is a kitchen that has never heard of seasoning. Or flavor. That poor mac and [error 404 cheese not found].
Reposted by The Elusive Jessi B. 🧶🎲🍄📔
This is what we've got so far! Definitely more fun than dishes. 🧶
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is what we've got so far! Definitely more fun than dishes. 🧶
So I'm working with 9.0 mm needles and some pretty bulky yarn - pretty sure it's Lion Brand Hometown, but the labels are loooong gone by now. (I'm just stashbusting.)
Anyway, it'll make a nice squishy scarf! 🧶
Anyway, it'll make a nice squishy scarf! 🧶
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So I'm working with 9.0 mm needles and some pretty bulky yarn - pretty sure it's Lion Brand Hometown, but the labels are loooong gone by now. (I'm just stashbusting.)
Anyway, it'll make a nice squishy scarf! 🧶
Anyway, it'll make a nice squishy scarf! 🧶