Ahop
@ahop.bsky.social
Dumb Weeb • Security Engineer • Avid Indoorsman
I’m right in the sweet spot where the celebrities I don’t recognize make me feel old and out of touch and the ones I do recognize are so old it makes me consider my own mortality.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I’m right in the sweet spot where the celebrities I don’t recognize make me feel old and out of touch and the ones I do recognize are so old it makes me consider my own mortality.
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We just raised $500,000 for @translifeline.org. If we can raise just $60k more before 10am tomorrow, we will have broken last year's record.
Thank you to everyone showing our love and support for the trans community. When we gather together, we make MAGIC.
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
Thank you to everyone showing our love and support for the trans community. When we gather together, we make MAGIC.
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We just raised $500,000 for @translifeline.org. If we can raise just $60k more before 10am tomorrow, we will have broken last year's record.
Thank you to everyone showing our love and support for the trans community. When we gather together, we make MAGIC.
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
Thank you to everyone showing our love and support for the trans community. When we gather together, we make MAGIC.
Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
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We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment.
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment.
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things"
I waited to the last minute to zipper merge and felt the spirit of Omaha smile down upon me.
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I waited to the last minute to zipper merge and felt the spirit of Omaha smile down upon me.
damn i played a lot more switch than i thought
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
damn i played a lot more switch than i thought
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NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
This Black Friday I spent a total of $1 and received a mad libs game, a small jar of gelatinous coyote urine, and some pearls.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This Black Friday I spent a total of $1 and received a mad libs game, a small jar of gelatinous coyote urine, and some pearls.
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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“There is no creativity that can exist by definition in any AI model, because it is data-driven,” Strauss added.
Can AI create next 'Grand Theft Auto'? Take-Two Interactive CEO says no
Can AI create next 'Grand Theft Auto'? Take-Two Interactive CEO says no
While AI's impact on business operations continues to grow, Take-Two Interactive CEO Strauss Zelnick said it's still limited in video game development.
cnb.cx
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“There is no creativity that can exist by definition in any AI model, because it is data-driven,” Strauss added.
Sam, I can’t seem to find you on the chiral network; are you using NordVPN?
September 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sam, I can’t seem to find you on the chiral network; are you using NordVPN?
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i have zero notes
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have zero notes
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The adamant elite refusal to call bullshit is a big part of How We Got Here.
The prevailing cultural attitude for years is you must not, under any circumstances, treat anything as bad faith. You are obligated to find some reasonable idea and engage with that, even if you distort to get there.
The prevailing cultural attitude for years is you must not, under any circumstances, treat anything as bad faith. You are obligated to find some reasonable idea and engage with that, even if you distort to get there.
August 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The adamant elite refusal to call bullshit is a big part of How We Got Here.
The prevailing cultural attitude for years is you must not, under any circumstances, treat anything as bad faith. You are obligated to find some reasonable idea and engage with that, even if you distort to get there.
The prevailing cultural attitude for years is you must not, under any circumstances, treat anything as bad faith. You are obligated to find some reasonable idea and engage with that, even if you distort to get there.
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by age 30 you should have:
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
August 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
by age 30 you should have:
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
The banana index: how busy an office is by the amount of fruit remaining in the break room mid week.
Still have bananas on a Wednesday so you know it’s dead in here.
Still have bananas on a Wednesday so you know it’s dead in here.
July 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The banana index: how busy an office is by the amount of fruit remaining in the break room mid week.
Still have bananas on a Wednesday so you know it’s dead in here.
Still have bananas on a Wednesday so you know it’s dead in here.
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I do not care about borders.
I do not care about nations.
I care about human beings.
I do not care about nations.
I care about human beings.
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I do not care about borders.
I do not care about nations.
I care about human beings.
I do not care about nations.
I care about human beings.
Can ww3 plz wait until im back from vacation
June 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Can ww3 plz wait until im back from vacation
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Hey quick spoiler for the video game Mindseye (2025) but when you beat the game you unlock “free roam mode” which contains quite literally nothing, and you are forced to play as this character by default and can not change anything about him.
June 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Hey quick spoiler for the video game Mindseye (2025) but when you beat the game you unlock “free roam mode” which contains quite literally nothing, and you are forced to play as this character by default and can not change anything about him.
P1P1 and P1P2; I’m drafting with my heart and not my head
June 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
P1P1 and P1P2; I’m drafting with my heart and not my head