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What's the first thing you do when Microsoft Windows updates? You frantically go through all settings disabling all the shit they just added to your machine without your consent
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Death Star was probably designed by a team of overworked engineers
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Everyone knows that girls only sleep with us to warm up their feet
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The best trick the exploiter class came up with is hiding the real value of your work: You think you are generously compensated while, in fact, you are being paid a fraction of the work you're doing
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The second-best trick the exploiter class came up with to control us is delegating the whip. You are always as whipped as ever but you no longer see the people responsible for the whipping.
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If it's not obvious enough: abortion falls under medical treatment. It's a medical right. A non-negotiable one
Some things should not be profitable. Those include: medical treatments, education, public transport and this list should be expending!
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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“Ah yes, the holy MAGA equation:

If she ends the pregnancy, she’s a sinner.

If she keeps the pregnancy, she’s a whore.

If she asks for help, she’s a burden.

If she succeeds, she’s ungrateful.

It’s almost like the judgment was the point all along.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The exploiter class is firmly convinced that they bought our lives for a bargain one mediocre salary at a time
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
How can I turn into a dog and finally have a decent life?
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So we all came to terms with not being able to afford warm houses anymore? That, too has now become a luxury for the exploiter class?
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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They should put prizes in ibuprofen for all the people who used to love prizes in their cereal
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Saint Pieter, himself, tended to forget to put postage stamps and most of his letters went undelivered and unanswered
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
By the end of the book, Jesus becomes the Holley Spirit
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Polyamory would basically annul 97% of all songs and 99.4% of all love songs
November 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER LAVA: i wonder what this floor is made of
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just in case we are living in a simulation: I do not give consent to any of this and would like to be pulled out, please
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No, I'm not asking for less working hours with the same wage. I'm asking for way less working hours with a large increase in wage all easily achievable by taxing the rich
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Way to go, France! Very happy to hear about the new consent law. Only a "yes" is consent and it's finally a law
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Damn girl, this is the ass that was spoken of by the ancient ones
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Corpos are never anti-unemployment. Unemployment means replaceability and lower wages. Corpos love unemployment and that's why they are all pro-natalist
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hope the Gen-Z revolution spreads and they succeed in building a better society than the one my generation left behind
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Things that blow my mind: Why is Game of Thrones more expensive than Baywatch?
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM